Okay, so a man is gambling at a craps table in Vegas. On his last roll of the dice he wins big and decides to enjoy his winnings back in his room. An hour later an escort arrives and, after some brief flirtation, they begin to talk price.
"So, how much for the handjob?" the man nervously asks.
"$500."
The man is shocked. "There's no darn way I'm paying $500 for a handjob!" The escort calls him to the window and points to a nice restaurant down the street. "See that there? I own that restaurant because I give a handjob that's worth $500."
The man is skeptical but curiousity gets the better of him. "Wow, that was great!" he says afterwards. "So, how much for the blowjob?"
"$2000." She points across the way. "See those three hotels over there? I own them because I give a blowjob that's worth $2000."
The man again has his doubts but also has money to burn so he gives in. Several minutes later those same doubts are laid to rest.
"Golly, that was amazing! Okay, I have to ask. How much for the pussy?"
The escort pauses for a moment, and again takes him to the window and points to the Las Vegas strip. "See all those casinos over there?"
The man is shocked. "YOU own all those?"
"No, but I would if I had a pussy."
This joke is "right" more often than Conservapedia.
