Due to how popular my law for stopping the rape of females was, I decided to write out this too out of popular demand.
If a man rapes another man, he should be given a lengthy jail sentence and have his balls cut off because men deserve to make a decision on whether or not they accept such sex. Unless the man is one, two or all of the following:
Gay
Bisexual
A feminist
This way, gay rapists will limit themselves only to gay and bisexual men who want sex from men all the time and men who present themselves as feminine and need to be taught a lesson about manliness.
If a woman rapes a man, she should be let off the hook because men want sex all the time from women anyway, unless any one, several or all of the following conditions meet:
The man is gay - 95% of female on male rape involves a gay man
The man is asexual
The man is under 12
The woman doesn't provide him a condom
The woman is ugly
Just like my other law, it's unlawful to perform any of this while the man is being operated on at a hospital or in a situation where taking him away from it would put others in danger.
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