I am neither an extremist nor a fundie. I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact, that God did not lie when he said it is an abomination for a man to lie with another man, and that no true Christian could possibly be okay with the liberal takeover of America by a mob of blasphemers who mock God's laws by making homosexuals into higher citizens than Bible-believing Christians.
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"I am neither an extremist nor a fundie. I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact"
I am not a racist, I just hate ni&&ers, spics, wops, dagoes, japs, pommies, puerto rican dope dealing punks, and stupid gits.
" I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact"
That is the very definition of fundamentalist.
'I am neither an extremist nor a fundie'
That's like George W. saying 'I cannot be a liar or a hypocrite'. You sure as hell ARE a fundie, Elijah, and every word you said after confirms it.
"I am neither an extremist nor a fundie. I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact..." Great, so you believe that eating shellfish, planting two kinds of crops in the same field, wearing glasses in church, working on Sunday, playing football, and homosexuality are all sins worthy of death. And forget you belief that no True Christian could possibly be liberal, God calls on you to be LIBERAL seven times in the Bible and NEVER EVER tells you to be conservative.
So...you're a fundie, a homophobe, and an arch-conservative. Hardly an extremist, I'll give you that one. Just a paranoid, intolerant bastard with a persecution complex...of which, there are far too many in our great nation...
I am neither an extremist nor a fundie. I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact
That is the definition of a fundie.
you are definitely fundie. Your first sentence reminds me of "Look...I'm not trying to hurt you BUT....'' I believe Jesus was a LIBERAL and a rebel teaching a philosophy that you fundies seem to ignore. Seems the fire and brimstone of the OT is more to your liking.
and that no true Christian could possibly be okay with the liberal takeover of America by a mob of blasphemers
Where in the bible does it say that it isn´t O.K. if america were taken over by a mob of Blasphemers? Where in the bible is America mentionaed at all? ;)
"I am neither an extremist nor a fundie."
I was going to copy evidence against this when I realized it was the entire rest of the quote.
I think you're a fundie because you are arguing against something without a good reason or an actual understanding of the situation.
"I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact"
No you don't, you cherry-pick same as everyone else. And here's the proof...
"no true Christian could possibly be okay with the liberal takeover of America"
Unless they believed the bible was literally true when it said (Romans 13:1-2) "Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves."
"I am neither an extremist nor a fundie."
From Merriam Webster
1 aoften capitalized : a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching b: the beliefs of this movement c: adherence to such beliefs2: a movement or attitude stressing strict and literal adherence to a set of basic principles <Islamic fundamentalism> <political fundamentalism>
ENGLISH LANGUAGE FAIL
"I am neither an extremist nor a fundie."
Citation needed.
"I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact...."
Uh, thats the definition of fundie.
Just by your words alone proves that you're a fundie.
On a side note, I just adore mocking god. It's one of my favorite pastimes!
Uh, you are both an extremist AND a fundie. First of all, what makes Christians so special that they should receive first class citizenship above everyone else? And treating gays as equal human beings does not equal making them higher citizens, you spoiled, self-righteous prick.
Claim 1: I am neither an extremist nor a fundie.
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Was Jesus also not lying?
They're not trying to make homosexuals into higher citizens than Bible-believing Christians, stupid. They're trying to make homosexuals into equally-high citizens as Bible-believing Christians.
"I believe the Bible is the Word of God, that everything in it is literal fact..."
Er...that's the DEFINITION of a fundamentalist, aka "fundie".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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