[A thread asking where the water went to after the Flood]
Now let me ask you something, Valkhorn. All that fancy science and 3-d bar graphs, etc., how about YOU tell US where all that water went?
Or, as I suspect, you don't know, either?
To all you armchair scientists that are asking us where all that water went --- here's my answer: I don't know. That's YOUR job to tell US where it went --- get busy.
(And the first one to tell me it was never here in the first place is fired.)
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the dinosaurs drank it all and then exploded
Wait, wait, I don't get this. You make a hypothesis that I disagree with, and then insist that I have to explain it? What kind of lunacy is that?
No, as it's part of your assertion, YOU have to show where the water went. As a warm up to that, you might want to show where that water came from.
Translation: I say something completely fucking stupid. Since I'm not a scientist, it isn't my responsibility to prove it. That's for someone else to do. If they cannot prove that my bullshit statement is wrong, then the laws of logic mean that I win and you all suck.
*cracks knuckles*
Take your pick:
The water became a lot denser, so while it seemed that the water went somewhere, it was just that it was more compressed.
I guess, at the risk of my job, here goes.
If you take ALL the water available on earth...ambient, underground, what have you...there is NOT enough water on the planet to cause a global flood. Period.
nonononono, the point is we can't think of a place it could have gone, so it either disproves your flood tale, or it proves that God can make water disappear / move to a another planet [I have explained the Martian icecaps!!]
Now I challenge YOU - AV611VET: where did my delicious chocolate cake go?
Don't say I never had any. Find it, or you have to buy me a new one!
"To all you armchair scientists that are asking us where all that water went --- here's my answer: I don't know. That's YOUR job to tell US where it went --- get busy."
And to all you armchair Creationists that believe said flood was a global one, here's a question: if it was global, why is there no mention of such a cataclysmic event in the records (and they were sticklers for record-keeping) in ancient China? (and said 'event' occurred when their civilisation existed, going by Biblical literalist history). That's YOUR job to find out.
Get busy.
"(And the first one to tell me it was never here in the first place is fired.)"
NO U.
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He's telling you there was no flood, you obtuse horse's ass. If he gives you evidence that there wasn't enough water for the flood, and questions where that supposed water went, then he's saying there was no flood.
Your flood; your obligation to explain.
As of now, we know, by taking the collective records from all of the world, that there hasn't been a global flood.
You are the one telling there was water. YOU need to tell us where it went. YOU need to tell us how and why it came in the first place. You need to proove your god true.
My world vision doesn't require a God. I don't have to proove it does or does not exits, it just does not fit in my reallity.
Confused?
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