Atheism believes that the universe evolved from monkeys.
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*voice of Clown *
Man, you were tied to the tracks, and that stupid-train just kept runnin' over ya , didn't it....runnin' over ya?
Fundies say atheists are sexual deviants, and that this is caused by their 'belief' in evolution. Fundies say evolution is all based somehow or another on monkeys. Does anyone else get the idea that fundies have too much of an obsessed preoccupation with sex and monkeys? What could this mean. Freud would have a field day.
Christian fundies believe the universe was formed by an all-powerful being who has always existed (until 6000 years ago)forever in NOTHING!
They also have NO clue about what the Evolution Theory ACTUALLY says
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WOW (no pun intended).
JohnTheAtheist:
Read it again.
Due to a mistranslation, the Bible is incorrect. Adam and Eve were actually monkeys and it was a banana, not an apple, that caused all the shit.
That is one super-dense, incredibly small singularity of a monkey...sheesh! I know every WoW player can't be a bona fide cosmologist or biologist, but mixing the two ologies into one is just...astounding. I hope someone on that forum did a post with just "..."
“Atheism believes that the universe evolved from monkeys.”
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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