Since I can remember, I've always been plagued by a love far more intense than that of people around me...in the fourth grade, I stalked my crush to her home so I could put a Valentine in her mailbox. My first girlfriend was very attractive and many of my so-called friends fell in love with her, and it made me come face to face with the fact that I wanted to give her the gift of their eyes so she could make sure they were never looking at her again. And after that I realized that I was never going to be able to really love like other people. Whenever people would talk about "psycho girlfriend behavior", I'd just get all fluttery in my heart, thinking of how much I'd love the feeling of pride when my girl goes through my phone looking for texts to other women and finds none, because I love her so much I'd never kiss anyone else. When I watched my friend's ex girlfriend kick open the door and immediately attack his new girlfriend, it made me think she was so hot and that my friend was so stupid for leaving her, despite that everyone else was saying what a good choice it was to dump her. I'm just hoping that by coming here and talking about it, that somehow, magically, a beautiful girl will appear with photos of me for the past three days, a plan to track me if I run, and a cake baked especially for me with some of her blood in the batter to make sure she gets part of herself closer to my heart. ^_^ Vital Stats - 30 years old, Male, Bible Belt-living, 6'2 220lbs, degrees in English and History, highly politically and philosophically active, atheist, and liberal.