Um ... do you think clams just sat there while the earth was literally being flushed out with water?
"Sink to the bottom"? are you kidding me?
If anything, they flew through the air at one point.
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@documentingtehcrazy
Damn it, I was going to say that!
REAL LIFE DOES NOT OPERATE ON SPONGEBOB LOGIC, AV1611VET!
Yes, to Nu -Earth, as per the factual document "Rogue Trooper " ["2000 AD"], which they travelled to via the Deucalion :
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[/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
...do you think AV1611VET has accidentally chanced upon part of the unreleased 'OT-IX' materials, as he mentions 'Clams'...? [/SP]
You know clams DO live in the water, don't you? They live on and/or in the bottom of the body of water. Even is there was a world wide flood, there would be very little to cause them to fly. Three strikes. Thanks for playing.
Oh, they float through they air with the greatest of ease,
They flock all around us sans feather nor beak,
They fly through the air as evolved from a bird,
Glad I'm not the only one that instantly thought of Spongebob & the flying, chirping clams.
Maybe he's trying to compete with the Scientologists as to who's actually crazier. Maybe a few of them will pay him a visit where John Travolta will mispronounce his name & Kirstie Alley will sit on him.
Pretty sure unless you're watching an episode of Spongebob Squarepants that this is the only way a clam can fly:image
I like how the rabid bible swallowers think that the world-wide flood was some violent and supernatural event that caused clams and other sea life to fly out of the ocean. And yet both freshwater and saltwater aquatic animals survived, somehow.
@Philbert McAdamia
You win.
Flying clams, because why not.
I guess this proves one thing: all animals can be made cuter by making them randomly fly.
Oh, they float through they air with the greatest of ease,
They flock all around us sans feather nor beak,
They fly through the air as evolved from a bird,
SO cool!
@Carbonated Margarine
"Well, they're bivalves; I guess they can flap..."
GROAN
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...and my sides ached so much at LOLing at AV1611VET's surreality, I nearly pulled a mussel!
(*Crickets chirp *)
...I'll get my coat. X3
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