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Sermon 23: Big Pharma

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

Psalm 118:8 says "It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man." Galatians 6:3 says "For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself."

Big Pharma is a problem in this country. God hath ordained NATURAL REMEDIES, but now we have all of these opioids, SSRIs, cross-sex hormones, $1,000 Epipens, and all of this other overpriced profiteering by the AMA and the APA as shills for the FDA, the DEA, and the rest of the government! Little Jimmy thinks he's a girl, so they break out the puberty suppressors and horse estrogen pills! Bob gets laid off his job and feels a bit down, so he gets hopped up on Zoloft! Kids are riling up in class, so give them Ritalin! Martha has a headache, so they prescribe OxyContin to make more money! THIS IS SHEER WICKEDNESS AND MADNESS! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

So, this is a problem when mere man thinks he's better than Almighty God! The Almighty Lord of Creation who created the world in six literal days and rested on the seventh. We are ruining lives and turning people away from Christ with these pharmaceuticals that are insanely expensive since Big Pharma has lobbied the government and they don't allow competition in the marketplace. God created a plant that actually helps with pain and anxiety with FAR FEWER SIDE EFFECTS! IT'S CALLED CANNABIS! YET THE GOVERNMENT HAS DECLARED IT A SCHEDULE 1 DRUG SINCE MAN THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN GOD AND THAT PHARMACEUTICALS CAN WORK BETTER THAN GOD CREATED AND GOD ORDAINED REMEDIES! JEFF SESSIONS, A STOOGE OF SINFUL ADULTERER WICKED DONNY, THINKS HE KNOWS MORE THAN THE GIVER OF LIFE AND THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS SINFUL BIG GOVERNMENT IDEOLOGY! HALLELUJAH! NO DEA, NO FDA, NO NSA, NO DHS, NO SINFUL DEEP STATE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KIDS ARE BEING DULLED, MEN ARE DEVELOPING BREASTS AND WOMEN ARE DEVELOPING BODY AND FACIAL HAIR, ALCOHOL HAS RUINED TOO MANY LIVES, AND OPIOID USE IS RAMPANT AND SSRI SUICIDE PILLS ARE RUINING EVEN MORE LIVES! YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

WE NEED TO GET BACK TO TRUSTING IN THE LORD! OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS IS AS RAGS, AND WE NEED TO TRUST IN GOD AND BE WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB! QUIT TRUSTING IN EARTHLY WISDOM MADE BY WEAK AND FEEBLE MAN AND OPEN YOUR EYES AND MIND TO THE TRUTH! BROTHER, ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS THE LIGHTHOUSE IN YOUR LIFE AND THE LORD AND SAVIOR IN YOUR WICKED SINFUL HEART! DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! GET SAVED, I BEG OF YOU!!!! God's people said AMEN!

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