Simply put and defined. Lord Jesus Christ is my Husband, Boyfriend, Honey, Sweetheart, Darling, Super Sugar Daddy, Emperor. I’m His son and bride and an immortal concubine that always stays calm and cool when witnessing my Husband kissing another saint. I do promise I will never be hysterically crying and weeping and slamming another saint’s immortal face, just because Jesus kisses him or her in a long, sweet French kiss in front of my eyes. Oh, baby, that gotta be a great challenge for me to handle and deal with in my eternal life. Well, that’s just the only problem I might face in my eternal life with my Jesus, my Boyfriend and Husband. I must share my Jesus with other saints. I can do it.
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