The Jews are God's chosen people. That is why Satan sent his demons to infest Hitler and try to kill them off. Satan HATES Jews.
Satan also hates believers in Christ. He sent Darwin to screw up the world and now people like you beleive in a bogus religion called evolution.
By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution, and also big time believers of Hitler's words.
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1) You are trying to draw a (specious) connection between Hitler and evolution. This is patently false; we have said it before and said it again.
2) You claim that evolution is a religion; it is not, for it makes no moral claims, and more importantly it claims no diety. As such, it fails the definition of a religion.
3)usage of the events at Columbine High in this context is both factually wrong, but also a logical non-sequitur. It is included merely for shock value and the reflexive actions that mention of this event causes.
At least this poor idiot doesn't hate the Jews. That is, unfortunately, the only positive thing I have to say.
<<< By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution, and also big time believers of Hitler's words. >>>
Guess which one was the reason they were fucked up. Hint: it ain't evolution.
Dear Broken Poet,
You seem to be claiming that accepting the scientific theory of evolution leads people to commit bloody crimes and atrocities. I think you need to look at the evidence again. A perusal of the internet will show you that the number of crimes committed in god's name far outnumber those done in the name of evolution. Actually, I am not aware of a single crime where the person responsible claims evolution as the reason. (I¡¦d include some links except I haven¡¦t the slightest idea how to do this.¼)
By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution, Oh my God, you're right! I see it all so clearly now! Believing in evolution will make me into an Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold! I renounce my atheism and swear my allegience to Jebus right now!
"The Jews are God's chosen people.
As opposed to the Presbyterians, who are God's frozen people. :)
Three sentences in which he manages to include Jews, Satan, Hitler, Darwin and Columbine High.
Very workable crap indicators, I would say
By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution
OMG! I think they both were big fans of toothbrushes too!!!1!!
I hear they also liked mexican food!!!!1!!
What were you trying to prove again?
@Broken Poet
By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution, and also big time believers of Hitler's words.
Nah, they were believers of Marilyn Manson's words, not that I am saying he should be censored
If I'm one of God's "chosen people," how can I apply to be unchosen? At least you don't want to kill me for existing.
If Satan sent Darwin to "screw up the world," can you ask him to screw up the world more often?
Evolution isn't a religion any more than gravity is.
The two killers in the Columbine incident believed evolution, yes. They also believed that the sky was blue. The blue-sky idea must be horrible because killers believe it! Or maybe it was because they liked Hitler too much. Yeah, that's probably it.
1: Evolution is not a religion, it's a theory. (i.e the THEORY OF EVOLUTION :P)
2: They are responsible for their own actions asstard. They knew what they were doing, and Satan didn't tempt them to the 'dark side'.
3: Die.
You know, I have a sneaking suspicion that if the parents of those kids just listened to them, instead of trying to blame evolution, Marylin Manson, the Internet, Doom, then it wouldn't have happened.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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