"Youth casting spells asking Earth spirits for strength and guidance? That's ridiculous. The clear thing to do is say prayers asking the Holy Spirit to give them strength and guidance... because Christianity is superior to all other faiths. I mean, I support freedom of religion, but allowing children to freely choose their beliefs? Come on, that's not what the Founding Fathers meant when they wrote that into the Constitution! What is this, 21st century America? Children ought to submit to the Christian traditions of their parents and completely close their minds to all other ungodly thoughts. Only then can true progress be made."
[NOTE: this quote is a parody]