[Commenting on Spongebob and Barney the dinosaur promoting gay tolerance]
I don't know about Barney but a gay acquaintance of mine really likes Sponge Bob a lot. [...]
Barney, the lisping, lavender, light-in-his-loafers dinosaur is gay-friendly? Gee, go figure. [...]
As time goes by, the vile anti-social behavior of Queers steadily gets worse and worse . . . as this current FReeper article demonstrates!!! Therefore, allow me to repeat my own personal rant one more time:
Oak Hay, so I'm very disturbed and continually puzzled about how a small bunch of contrary to nature freaks can destroy our entire civilization. . . BUT DAMMIT, THEY'RE DOING IT !!!
These unsavory and unclean sub-human creatures delight in ramming their urine exhaust pipes into the rectal relief tubes of young boys (and of each other) !!! They brag and crow loudly about their filthy behavior !!! They demand access to our young and innocent children... so they can commit sodomy and oral sex acts upon them!!! Then they scream and holler...
"Homophobe"
... when we seek to save our children from their filthy and immoral activities!!! WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IN THIS ONCE-FREE REPUBLIC ??? DO WE NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND MORAL DUTY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM SLIME LIKE THIS ???
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"Oak Hay, so I'm very disturbed and continually puzzled about how a small bunch of contrary to nature freaks can destroy our entire civilization. . . BUT DAMMIT, THEY'RE DOING IT !!!"
Wow, Gay Power!
"ramming their urine exhaust pipes into the rectal relief tubes"
Haha, that was almost poetically vivid.
MisterRepuslican,
Just like that homophobe ranting pastor who was recently arrested for soliciting oral sex from a police officer (male), when you rant like this, I'm pretty sure you're gay.
God what a jackass. Say it slowly with me chuckles: Gay men do not want to ram their buisiness into the various orifices children possess, nor do they want to be associated with people who do.
Also, Spongebob is totally not gay, that neighbor of his, Squidward, on the other hand...
<< "DO WE NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND MORAL DUTY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM SLIME LIKE THIS ???" >>
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My thoughts exactly, only it's the neofascist, homophobic, foaming-at-the-mouth fundies who are the slime in question.
~David D.G.
"small bunch of contrary to nature freaks"
OH Really?Let's talk about Bighorn sheep....a real "Brokeback Mountain" moment here....
about 90% of Ovis canadensis Rams Hump each other like it's going out of style.When the Breeding season comes up, do they stop banging balls while banging heads? NOPE! In fact, they step up the Horny behavior,switch-hitting with the boys, as well as going to see the girls.
Here's where it get REALLY funny...
the other 10% of bighorn Rams are transvestites.They eat with,herd with,raise kids with,flee with and even pee like, the ewes all year 'round.Yet, these Feminine Tranny Rams are completely Hetero!They'll literally butt any "Macho" but Queer Ram in the ass for trying to "tap" their ass.
OH, one more thing,You always can tell which Rams will get the most ewes because they love to take it like ewes.
Yes, the Dominant Rams are Muscle-mary Nelly-ass Bottoms.
(((Watches MisterRepublican's Closeted head explode w/info overload))))
-My Two Bits BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
<<delight in ramming their urine exhaust pipes into the rectal relief tubes of young boys (and of each other) !!!>>
Well, at least their cramming something designed to get rid of waste into something designed to get rid of waste.
I mean, how is that worse than "cramming the urine exhaust pipes" into the place where a new human child is formed?
Dear Mister Republicker: Spongebob is a cartoon character, he doesn't exist. Barney is a person dressed in a dinosaur suit he doesn't really exist. Gay men comprise about 3% of the population of the US, Same for lesbians. You're terrified of 6% of the population and two non- existant characters. GET A GRIP. Well maybe them dykes ain't so bad, you kinda like girl-on-girl porn dontcha? Huh? Betcha do. Probably really wanna know what two guys do in bed huh? CLOSET CASE ( to save time read upper case only)
Why do I envision a man with a funny little moustache saying something like this:
Dieses gefährden Schädlinge die Leute des Vaterlands und holen über den Fall des Zustandes wegen ihrer Unmoral. Diese degeneriert müssen an irgendwelchen und an allen Kosten beseitigt werden, und die Werte und die Vollständigkeit des Vaterlands müssen wieder hergestellt werden!
(To the tune of "Let It Snow")
O the fundies outside are frightful
But we Queers are so delightful.
They're quite disturbed we are Gay, but
Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave!
They scream and they wave their Bible
Shouting hateful libel.
We know they're all closet Gays, so
Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave!
When we finally kiss goodnight
We'll be sure that the fundies can see.
During kiss-ins they get up-tight
'Cuz they'd like to join you and me!
They're zeal is slowly dying
They'll soon be Queer-sex trying.
I did their pastor just the other day, so
Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave!
Eeeeeeks! TOLERANCE!!!!
Ruuuun! Ban Barney! Force them to watch Pat Robertson instead?
Yes. That guy's great. And when mummy and daddy love each other very much, he shoves his urine exhaust pipe up her bacterially lined egg chute until he expels his crawling seeds of doom and she has an allegic reaction where her tummy swells up really big!
I think he has Barney confused with Tinky Winky, the purple teletubbie that Jerry Falwell outed a few years back.
Jerry's astute reasoning: Tinky Winky is purple (which apparently is more common among GBLT groups), and he/she/it carries a handbag.
But hey who knows, maybe Barney is on the down low too....
I did their pastor just the other day, so
Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave! Let 'em rave!
L.M.F.A.O
Great satire
The "Let It Snow" parody had me giggling, and then Julian sent me over the edge completely!
There is NO way this much fixation on homosexuals can be healthy, especially not when it starts sounding more and more like a thinly-veiled attempt to conceal one's own proclivities.
If you want to protect your children, keep them away from priests. Most pedophiles are heterosexual men.
No lesbians delight in ramming their exhaust pipes into relief tubes.
I have no problem with gay people, partly because I don't think (obsessively) about other people's sex lives, regardless of orientation.
Homosexuality is NOT contrary to nature, as it can be found in most mammals. Gay people have NOT destroyed any country in Europe, and the only countries here with problems are the eastern ones who have all but prohibited homosexuality.
I'll bet this "christian" idiot works on the sabbath, cuts his hair and beard, eats shellfish, wears clothes of mixed fabrics, and has tattoos. And I'm sure he doesn't see any problem with any of those behaviors even though in his ancient book of mythology they are all "abominations", just like homosexuality. Strange they ignore all of those yet so vehemently protest just one.
I'm too old to have watched Spongebob and Barney during my childhood, but I'm still gay-friendly.
Homophobia is much more anti-social than tolerance.
Human rights are steadily getting better and better, I'd say.
Contrary to nature freaks? You mean the "God, Gun & Glory" bunch?
I bet the gays who are into anal sex are light-years ahead of you in the hygiene department, Messah.
You do know that the female urine exhaust pipe is millimeters above the orifice that you're so eager to get into, right?
Most child molesters are heterosexual males, so if anyone is eager to ramming pipes into tubes, it's your straight male friends...
The only things that gays demand are equal treatment and inclusion into human rights.
Again, for the access to our young and innocent children, you need to seek your straight male friends.
That once less than free republic had much, much more instances of child molestations, by priests, pastors and rectors.
If you want to protect your children from slime, don't send them to the Church...
Yes you do. But only for your own children. Your TV has an "off" button. Use it.
Then prepare to be despised by your family for the rest of your life. Patriarchy is NOT a popular position to the large majority that aren't actually the patriarch.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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