Oooooooh! RACING!!!
ANd they're off and running in the "Fundamentalism in a Nutshell" Extreme Handicap, Easter Carnival.
Bolting to the front, we have a clear leader from day 1.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10522
"Of course it doesn't make sense! I am talking about faith in God, not sense." being flogged to death by Telit laikitiz. Will it last the distance?
Already tailing behind is Hope777 and "In the west we can afford to live sinful lives. In third world countries they cannot. They must first change their way of living to one they can afford."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10552
An unorthodox gait here, and will struggle to keep up in a such a keenly contested event.
Also jumping clear of the pack is the luddite equestrian, The Ascetic Crusader with his hotly backed 'Science is useless entry', bred out of "Pig Ignorance" and backed by Fanciful Statistics Inc.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10631
And what's this? An entry's been left in the gates! It's TMullins on "God will smite gays in Jerusalem".
"Hopefully, it will be canceled. If it isn't, you couldn't pay me to be there while it's going on. I'd be looking at the skies, waiting for the lightning to hit."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10649
Oh day dreaming again!
Needless to say RaverMutt's entry was pure fabrication and scratched before the race.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10677
Further back in the field we have the ubiquitous, psychotic 'Humbled Servant : James ' breathing fire and warnig of God's wrath.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10694
There's always one in every pack that should've had it's nuts chopped off isn't there.
But oh my what's this... Charging up to challenge Telit is SolitarySoul, going supremely on "See this is exactly what I'm talking about lol. You act as if you think our "proof" of things by studying science is going to change the way I look at things lol."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10709
Wow this is going to be one hot race!
And rounding the turn, we find one of the lesbian bashing entrants, in what is normally an extremely male dominated event.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10713
Go HolyGuardianAngels Go!
...and screaming up for three main contenders pulling clear of the pack, we have a new young prospect, iamantiatheistandproud going strongly on "I have many atheists friends but they are NOTHING like you people are. God will forgive me for beating your brains out."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10726
Wow, what a champion of the future!
We have Crossbreed and charity lagging behind on their feebler efforts:
"Now most of you may think that science can only be done by evolutists, big-bangers, or long-agers. But modern science was actually founded on the bible."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10730
"I do not think a person can really BE a Conservative and not follow the teachings of God's Word."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10735
Some are happy just to be nominated in such a field though...
Oh my but look at this... Bullying to the front to challenge the laikitiz runner we have Steve (Nazgul), who's realyl starting to feature prominently in these group one events.
"It is forcing the non phisical beleifs on me by saying you won't change what I wish to change."
Inspired entry!!! it must've taken years of blinkering to get it focussed enough to charge off half cocked like that jumping at shadows. Nice use of a cattle prod by Sierra.
Wow look at that. These two are going to be slugging it out all the way to the line. Who will take it?
They're starting to spread out a little now as they come off the bend.
There's JohnR7 plugging away in his own perpetual rut. That's right, the legendary JohnR7 (over 100 quotations at fstdt and still going strong) What a tryer.
"We do not need theorys because we have the truth. Theorys are for people who do not have the truth and are grasping at straws trying to figure things out."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10835
The field sweeps past Karikta warming up on the inside track in his distinctive style.
"we have to incorporate god into our daily activities. if you masturbate then do it for god instead of for yourself since masturbation itself is not a sin."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10841
Not eligible for this event, but WOW, look at it go, it shot past ~robbie~ with the predictable
"You need medical help or mental help if you are gay or lesbian."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10877
Oh sweet Jesus! Check out this one coming through the field like a cat with a firecracker up it's ass. What is it with this month? It's BigChrisfilm:
"As a christian, I find all forms of religion (except christianity) to be very harmfull to it's members."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10906
Becky153's valiantly trying to move across to the lead group with the classically streamlined bigotry.
"But abortion and gay marriage is so much more important than poverty!"
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10945
THis show fine form for a country meet, but seriously doesn't cut the mustard in a group 1 event like this. It's good experience and I'm sure she'll head on to bigger things.
And little Nipper's still trying his darnedest on his short little legs."4.6 billion years is but the false conclusion arrived at by those who need the time and have no one to thank by the prince of this world----Lucifer."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=10946
Classic jockey is Old Nick, but on a tired old nag like this, he's only along to admire the asses ahead of him.
Oh no! There's been a fall! JordanKing's stumbled and then gone completely ass-over-tit riding full tilt with:
"Like the bible says.. Thou shall love thy neighbor but hate thy enemy."
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=11126
Oh smack that's gotta hurt. So much conviction, so little class, such a complete lack of execution. What a misstep! He'll be lucky if he's not taken out the back and shot for that one.
Telit laikitiz is still heading off the charges, but BigChrisfilm, SolitarySoul and Steve (Nazgul) are still in with more than a chance. Yes folks, this is without a doubt the most classic gathering of fundie nuts since the Puritans founded the Massachusetts Bay Colony in 1628.
Yes folks, this event is turning into one of the most hotly contested ties we've ever seen. A legendary finish is sure to ensue. Who has the final spurt as they round into the final straight? I think it's going to come down to crowd support! Who will take it?
