Really, man, what a fucking asshole you are. In my recent post entitled "OT: If
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So, the Popinjay God-List has been amended. If I were God, I would in no way
Into the fire with you!
-Rev. Popinjay
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Isn't (knowingly) pretending to be on the level of your god among one of the ways to go to hell? I'm pretty sure there's a bible quote that deals with it. Judging others (lest you be judged...) doesn't help your case either and the gambling aspect just cracks me up.
Into the fire with YOU! <- That's another strike against you, btw. You seem to take pleasure and/or comfort out of the idea that people are going to suffer for making you feel a certain way. I'm sure god just loves his followers acting like little demons with no spine that crackle as their master, Satan, throws screaming people into fires. All the while secretly wishing to be the master. Of course if you had a spine I can very well imagine your type going out and burning "sinners" in your own personal furnace. One day you're pretending you're god, the next you believe it.
Yeah, that's actually a pretty accurate description of biblegod; angry, petty, hard-headed about little things, arrogant, powermad, and iron-fisted. But if he wasn't these things, he wouldn't have made hell in the first place.
Wait. WAIT. I can't beleive I didn't pick up on this earlier.
"In my recent post entitled "OT: If
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. What AUDACITY! What EGOTISM! You would DARE to compare yourself to God!?
"Really, man, what a fucking asshole you are."
He's obviously talking to a mirror...
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In order to qualify as Divine Judge, one needs to be nailed to a tree, and die, and then come back to life.
If any mortal fool tries to impersonate a Divine Judge, the punishment will be quite...imaginative.
I remember meeting your god and his son at a party my grandparents, Geb and Nuit, threw about 4000 years ago. The kid wasn't so bad but the old geezer was a psycho; really into extreme punishment for trivial offenses
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"Huh? Huh? must be talking to me, there's no other three of me in the room, I must be talking to me. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. "
Fundys must fap to people burning and screaming in hell. Have you ever seen the glimmer in their eyes when they talk about this?
They almost glow! I have heard people on fstdt say it is a revenge fantasy, revenge for what? Being free of excess morality? Freedom of thought? Not having to believe that you are born a vile sinfull piece of shit?
These people dont realise that there are whole religons and denominations that dont believe in hell, some of these are christian.
And here’s me, a guy who was a Christain who couldn’t IMAGINE enjoying Heave if anyone was in Hell. Too much empathy. No one could actually deserve infinite torture.
But you sending people to Hell for disagreeing with you, you’re the sort of Christain t hat eventually made me an atheist.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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