"Wow, the answer to this problem was right before our eyes the whole time, and no one knew it. Put all gays/homosexuals on a reservation. Now wasn't that simple enough?"
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Where would these Hypothetical Reservations be?
Also, how will you find every gay person in the United States?
I don't know. My grandfather was a full-blooded Mohawk indian and they put him on a reservation. It sucked, and he wasn't even gay! They forced him to abandon his culture and become a Christian. They beat him until he forgot his language. However, now the government has a great debt to the native people of Canada, and is paying for my college education and sending me a very nice amount of money to live on every month. So this is a bad idea, especially when you consider that you will probably end up giving the gay people tax money and land in return eventually for your crimes against them. Just a heads up.
That sounds very expensive, impractical, and unnecessary.
And how do you qualify somebody as homosexual? Do you collect evidence? Creeper.
Nazi-style solution. Didn't you forget the pink triangle patches too? And the groundwork is already being laid with Guantanamo Concentration Camp and the special renditions to Amenrican proxy torture chambers off US soil in a cynical gesture towards American law.
Perhaps you are thinking of volunteering to work in one of these places so you can indulge some of your deeper and darker desires?
Now, wait a minute, didn't someone try that before? Oh, yeah! I think he was German and his name was Adolf. On the up side, at least the concentration ca... uh, I mean, reservation, would look FAB-U-LOUS!
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I think a lot of gays would have something to say about that.
And they wouldn't be talking with their mouths, if you catch my drift.
Saw the article, and oooohhhh...it's about a Native American reservation legalizing same-sex marriage!
Nominate this one for a Two Birds With One Stone award!
It's attitudes like this that make me google things like, "gay gun clubs."
Lo, and behold, they exist!
It's been tried before. It wasn't only Jews who were sent to death camps.
It didn't work then, it won't work now. Not that you have any right to even try.
Because it has worked so well in the past, right? Wrong.
As you think it's a good idea to separate people; let's put all homophobes on a reservation instead. I bet you are fewer than the homosexuals and the ones having little or no problem with homosexuals. Plus, homosexuals don't breed homosexuals, almost all gay people are born of straight parents. Homophobia, on the other hand, breeds homophobia. If you teach your kids that gays are strange, odds are they grow up to become homophobes.
Sure, it's simple.
And, like most very simple answers to problems that don't actually exist, it's also stupid. Monstrously stupid, in fact. Much like you.
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