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[Two TV stations refused an American Family Association documentary about Christians being "silenced" regarding homosexuality.]

Hey....people...!!! This story is not about the AFA, but..it's about the Homosexual Agenda and the Homosexuals trying to silence believers in Christ!! They should be called Homo-Fascists for all the harm they've done to this nation, and it's time to shut them down!!!!!

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old comment by A Giraffe Speaks

Hello. I'm a giraffe. Giraffes are not known for watching TV, so maybe I'm the wrong animal to be commenting here. Homosexuals don't bother me and I'm closer to god than fundies are. Did you know that?

God really loves giraffes, He even prefers buffaloes to fundies. In fact He loves most things more than fundies. Actually, what I really mean to say is that God hates all fundies. Most normals will get to heaven, I can see them up there peeping between the clouds.

The fundies spend a life of frustration and mental imbalance and then when they die, an eternity of frustration ministering to the needs of demons and the like. I'm quite clever for a giraffe, aren't I?

old comment by GigaGuess

@Dat One

Gays are not happy people
Overall, I like to think I'm a pretty content person...but what do I know?

They are homosexauls and I am not scared of them...
That's nice...one shouldn't fear us. We're not covert pedophiles. We're not recruiters. We are people, like you, who just want to live in peace, as I imagine you do too.

...but they do make me ill.
Why? If you do not fear us, how can our mere presence...even ACKNOWLEDGING our presence affect you so? Why can you not, as I do for heterosexual acts which I find distasteful, just NOT THINK ABOUT IT? And don't give me that crap about how "IT'S EVERYWHERE!" I can deal with Joe and Sue Newlywed making out in the produce aisle, you can put up with us. Now deal, because we have just as much right to be here as you do, your unwarranted revulsion notwithstanding.

old comment by J. James

"Homo-fascists"?
Me: Jesus buttfucking Christ. This is the third time today.

Gay Nazi: HEIL ELTON, breeder! *limp wristed Nazi salute*

Me: Yeah. Heil. whatever. So what's new?

Gay Nazi: Vell, I've been going around, you know, and strong-arming(heh) people into ze Homosexual agenda. I've even written a SONG!

Me: (oh lord) I can tell from the evil, eager gleam in your eye that you're going to unleash your masterpiece on me whether I want you to or not.

Gay Nazi: Nowv you're geeting eet.
*ahem*
Twinkle, twinkle leetle SHELL,
Howv zey vonder what's zis HELL,
Up above ze trench so high,
Like a DAGGER een VERSAILLES.

Ven ze blazing sun eez gone,
Ven nothing shines upon,
Zen you showv your leetle light,
Twinkle, twinkle through the NACHT.

Zen ze refugee in ze dark,
Cursez at ze tiny spark,
He could not see vere to go,
Because ov your terrible glow.

In zeir nightmares you vill keep,
Vile zey turn een fitful sleep,
For you never shut your eye
After you see ze sun's goodbye.

Twinkle, twinkle leetle SHELL,
Howv zey vonder what's zis HELL,
Up above ze trench so high,
Like a DAGGER een VERSAILLES.

Twinkle, twinkle leetle SHELL,
Howv zey vonder vat's zis hell...
Howv zey vonder... Vat's zis Hell?

Me: ...

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