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Jesus is STD-FREE. Jesus is HIV-negative. Jesus is a virgin. Oh, baby. I’m gotta love Him and kiss Him for eternity. I wanna massage His immortal big chest and 8-packs with my Twister Tongue licking at a lightning speed. I can be the excellent Service Boy with the Tongue, and also the hottest Tongue Boy, the Massage Boy. But, I only have one client, one customer, one guest, that is, Lord Jesus Christ, in our sharing eternal life whenever He comes to hang out with me in my own mansion He gives to me. Jesus is my Darling, solely, only, and always for eternity.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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