James Wilson #fundie fstdt.com

The evil succubus Taylor Swift has these legs of Satan that are used to wrap weak men who lust after the flesh, and she crushes them with her perfectly formed exquisite thighs and thigh gap to ruin someone's love and devotion for the Lord Jesus Christ!

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