lily00 #fundie

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I have been thinking of where the Garden of Eden is. After Noah's flood, it must have been buried under water. That is why no one has ever found it before. I think that it is in the Bermuda Triangle area because God said that He would send an angel to watch over it. All the strange happenings there, scuba divers disappearing under the sea... that is either it or there is a dinosaur down there...

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old comment by Smeagol

Okay, let's take this one step at a time.
1. The Garden of Eden is a metaphor, not an actual place. Get out of your house, and go somewhere that you can't see houses, or roads, or tlelphone wires, and tak a look around. See all that 'nature?' THAT'S the garden. 2. Noah's flood was actually Gilgamesh's flood, decked out in new clothes. And it never happened. That, all by itself, makes it highly unlikely to hav 'buried' anything. 3. If you'd actually looked in to the mysterious disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle, you'd know that small aircraft and ships disappear there, not scuba divers. Further, far from being 'supernatural', there is quite convincing evidence that these disappearances are related to large pockets of methane gas beneath the ocean floor. 4. Dinosaurs of angels? Those are the only choices? What happened to giant, water-breathing armadilloes?

old comment by Julian

Oh shit! Another fundy that's never read the bible! Genesis 2:10-14 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads. The name of the first [is] Pison: that [is] it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where [there is] gold; And the gold of that land [is] good: there [is] bdellium and the onyx stone. And the name of the second river [is] Gihon: the same [is] it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. And the name of the third river [is] Hiddekel: that [is] it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river [is] Euphrates. That's right, it's in Iraq!

old comment by mad dog

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* Where's the Garden of Eden? In an album released by Iron Butterfly * Where's Noah's Ark? http://www.findthefun.com/venues/vVA/v0007674.htm * Where's the tower of Babel? This post I am writing * Where's the hebrew slaves? working night shifts in banks (mad dog dodging tomatoes) * Where's the Amelekites to annihilate? Dead and buried in the ground, assuming they existed * Where's Lot's favourite salt lick? sounds like the name of a pet store product * Where's Sheol/Gehanna? 6 feet below gravestones * Where's JC? Jesus probably just crossed over the border from Mexico, hoping for a job * Where's New Jerusalem? Where Ariel Sharon lives >> ....also bored....

old comment by Julian

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I'd like to be under the sea In an archangel's garden in the shade He'd let us in, knows where we've been In his prehistoric garden in the shade I'd ask my friends to come and see A diplodocus or two with me I'd like to be under the sea In an archangel's garden in the shade. We would be warm below the storm In our little hideaway beneath the waves Resting our head on the sea bed In an archangel's garden near a cave We would sing and dance around because we know we can't be found I'd like to be under the sea In an archangel's garden in the shade We would shout and swim about The coral that lies beneath the waves (Lies beneath the ocean waves) Oh what joy for every girl and boy Knowing they're happy and they're safe (Happy and they're safe) We would be so happy you and me No one there to tell us what to do I'd like to be under the sea In an archangel's garden with you. The Beatles were off their tits, what's your excuse?

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