"Dr." Samuel Gipp #fundie samgipp.com

My ire is up! I heard recently that Detroit is going to allow pagan Muslims to sound their “call to pray, (“Allah, please kill all Jews and Christians.”) publically. I am infuriated! We have all heard about the Muslim farce of “Jihad” which, as I’ve said before is a “Ji-hoke.” But I am personally declaring a real “Holy War.” of my own. Please feel free to join me.
First off, we do not kill, hurt, burn, destroy or break the law in any other way. Pagan Muslims do that and we are Christians which is far superior to their murderous pagan religion. But if you wish to join me here is what you can do.

A “war” is action, not “mental assent.” That means if all you do is say, “I agree with Gipp.” you are doing nothing. You are not at war you are simply appeasing yourself by pretending that agreeing makes you a part of it. If you are too gutless to act then put this essay down right now and go get a new cookie recipe and “bake for Jesus.”

If you are fed up enough with our nation being given to pagans while good Americans are being browbeat and bullied into doing nothing by the terrorists who run the News Mafia then here’s what to do:

ATTACK!!!

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