First off, God doesn't use magic, He does miricales. Our minds can't really understand that. But, if you read the whole Bible, you will find that it has prophecies, yes? Well, some of those prophecies has ALREADY come true. How can people believe that we evolved from... some goop or monkies. It just doesn't make any sence.
If we came from monkies, then we would have proof already because then the monkies we have in captivity would turn into a human. It's just not right. In order to understand everything, you really need to read the whole thing to understand. Even go to a church if you're stuck.
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"If we came from monkies, then we would have proof already because then the monkies we have in captivity would turn into a human. It's just not right. In order to understand everything, you really need to read the whole thing to understand"
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"First off, God doesn't use magic, He does miricales."
I'll forego the spelling flame and just ask what the difference is or whether you're just saying that when God does it, you have to call it something different.
"It just doesn't make any sence."
You're right. The ToE makes no sense at all ... until you actually bother to find out what it says, which you plainly haven't.
If the "monkies(sic) we have in captivity" suddenly turned into humans, that would be miracle and, thus, likely proof of your god's existence.
Also, EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!
Last night I drove downtown to go to dinner. When I got back to where I had parked my car, it had been relocated.
Good thing it wasn't towed!
But one thing I do know for sure: You have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
First of all, your ignorance screams from your repeated misspellings of MONKEYS, and secondly, that isn't how evolution works, you ninny!
Miracles, magic, all the same. As for the prophecies, how many HAVEN'T come true seriously outweigh the ones that did. Rather like throwing a bunch of darts at a dartboard while blindfolded... you will occasionally hit it.
In order to understand everything, you really need to read the whole thing to understand.
JolieMonique should try reading the ToE. Then she wouldn't make stupid arguments about monkeys turning into humans.
Common ancestor doesn't mean bred from monkeys (monkies? Monkees?)
No, thanks, church gets me more stuck. :3 Just like my pastor's granddaughter's boyfriend's wanker was in his girlfriend.
That's right...because there is an objective, observable difference between magic and miracles. Because we can know for a fact the difference between prophecy and outright lies.
And how the hell do you go from talking about miracles and prophecies as being undeniably real and then go on to say that evolution is the one ridiculous item that you have brought up?
Oh...and MONKEYS DO NOT CHANGE INTO HUMANS! Evolution does not occur in a single lifetime! It is not instant transformation, it is genetic transition.
You really need to read the whole field of research for evolution to understand. Even go to school if you're stuck.
In order to understand everything, you really need to read the whole thing to understand.
Well said. Apply to topics outside the Bible. Until then STFU, evolution does not work that way.
According to Fundies, magic comes from Satan.
According to most Christians, Satan is a fallen angel.
Angels' power comes from God.
Ergo, God uses magic.
(Bitchette.)
What is the big difference between miracles and magic? Seriously someone explain that one to me.
No wonder, it's a Gaiafag (that's the official internets term). What can you do, tell it to gb2gaia? Oh yeah, it's already there. Gaia is the opposite of /b/, that is, Gaia is idiots acting like they are really smart people.
"He does miricales."
"monkie"?
"Even go to a church if you're stuck."
If we all heard the Fundie explaination of Evolution then we would all agrees it's stupid. However that's because it's so wrong and in the end only makes us believe Fundies are stupid.
Read the whole thing?
I'm glad I decided not to install any irony devises after all the problems people have had.
Please explain the difference between magic and miracles. Without using godidit.
Which prophecies have come true? The ones about famine war and pestilence? Well I predict in 100 years there will be famine war and pestilence. Damn I must be in tune with the god-man.
And the old monkeys gave birth to humans is getting old. We know you know better, you've had it explained a million times, quit playing the ignorant twat, it doesn't help your case.
There are no miracles, and if God existed, there STILL could be no miracles.
Everything in this Universe has to follow strict rules of physics and thermodynamics, among many other things. If a "miracle" occured, its a damn sure bet that it would have a logical, perhaps highly complicated, answer to it, but an answer nonetheless. Or it could be a massive coincidence.
Things don't just HAPPEN. It would be impossible.
"First off, God doesn't use magic, He does miricales."
In Dungeons & Dragons, miracles (NOT "miricales") are referred to as "Divine Magic." The magic that JolieMonique is thinking of is called "Arcane Magic." She is thinking of this Arcane/Divine division.
Most fundies use the word "magic" to denote supernatural powers derived from Satan and all his demons. And yes, they believe that "magic" actually works in the physical world.
Yeah, and if the Smiths are descended from the Smythes, how come we still have Smythes about?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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