(In response to a woman who confessed that she had premaritial sex)
When you had sex with him you became ONE with him. You are as married as you can get in GOD'S EYES. Is there a chance you could or would marry this man by man's law?
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"When you had sex with him you become ONE with him."
Only if his penis gets stuck inside, and I've never heard of that happening outside of bad movies.
Fortunately, man's law doesn't recognize "marriage by fucking" as a viable premise, otherwise there would be millions of polygamists out there, both male and female.
@ Zabimaru, that actually would happen to my neighbor's dogs in heat, like they'd be stuck behind-to-behind. My neighbor would use a water hose to separate them *shrug* weird shit, I'm tellin' ya.
In that case, holy shit, I've got like 10 husbands, unless you're only counting the first guy I did. (?!?)
Question: Would you be telling the same thing to a guy who had sex before marriage, that he is considered to be married to the person with whom he slept? Somehow, I don't think so. Men always are granted allowances in that domain.
@ 858341: Yes, and I imagine they are hilarious.
"Teeth" had a similar theme. And lots of idiotic rapists, apparently.
@HoJuSimpson. The structure of the dogs penis is such, that at one point part of it swells a lot, locking the penis in. Hosing them would do very little, because there is no way he can pull out before the swelling goes away.
This is funny. They always claim that there is only one type of marriage, and that's marriage in god's eyes. And that is the type of marriage followed in this country. But here, there is a clear separation of the two different types of marriage, religious, and state sponsored. They are as contradictory as their bible. I'm so fucking glad I got out of that before my brain melted. Now, as to the question:
there a chance you could or would marry this man by man's law?
I guess that would probably depend on how good he was in the sack.
Confused?
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