Creation and the Bible; Adam and Eve. Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human. Do you see how ridiculous this sounds. The Bible explains creation and how people and plant and animals multiply. It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby.
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What? Women have pain during labor because of the evolutionary trade off of walking upright (smaller pelvis). Monkeys are not human. Over many generations they will evolve, however, the evolution will not necessarily be the same track that humans came from.
"It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby. "
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Because reproduction is a vital part of a species' survival and the human race would eventually become extinct if women didn't get pregnant. Didn't you ever see "Children of Men"?
"why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human"
"Do you see how ridiculous this sounds."
"It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby."
Yeah, and if gravity is true, then why can airplanes fly, huh? HUH?!?
Way to get evolution completely wrong. Seriously, I don't think you could be wronger if you tried .
Monkeys are not apes. Similar, perhaps, but different. But humanity did evolve from a primitive species of ape. The proof is undeniable to any rational mind. We've found more transitional fossils than we ever needed to find to prove it. DNA proves it. The fact that human beings are still
Yes, that sounds incredibly fucking ridiculous.
Possibly because that's not how evolution works at all.
Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human.
That's on Ray Comfort's level! Pretty impressive in a very fail sort of way.
Do you see how ridiculous this sounds.
Yes, do you?
Don't these people realize there are multiple creation stories? They all 'explain' things. And they're all ridiculous... Like the idea of people going to a zoo to pick up children that have freshly evolved from monkeys...
Hell, if monkeys evolved into kids I might like the idea of having kids more. I mean, that's way more convenient than going through pregnancy shit. But then there is adoption.
"Do you see how ridiculous this sounds"
Yeah, how did you ever not learn ANYTHING about evolution at all?
The very thought that somebody could be this dumb is indeed ridiculous.
"It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby."
Because God is a douchebag?
Don´t you see how ridiculous you sound purrfectionist?
It is always interesting that, by trying to make witty remarks, creationists cleraly show that they don´t understand the theory of evolution even for the slightest part
'. . .one of the monkey'.
'. . .'people and plant and animals. . .'
Fundies can't do plurals. Do you see how ridiculous this is?
It frightens me that morons like this have access to cars, and guns, and computers. . .and children.
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It's Adam and Lilith actually. Also your concept of evolution is very seriously flawed.
Can you explain something to me? If pain during childbirth is a punishment for original sin then:
And if women have to go through pain to have a baby, how does that explain the women who don't feel pain during labor? Are they perfect women? (and yes, as a midwife, I have cared for women who don't perceive labor as "painful".)
Also, if women have to have the pain, why do animals feel "pain" during labor, too? Most animal owners can tell you the animals react to labor as if they are in pain (being snappish, in a dog who never bites, for example). Did the animals sin, too?
Okay. See that High voltage power-line. Yes, good go and swing off that for a few minutes. Don't worry, as long as you hold two different wires you will be perfectly fine. By the way, Apes to humans took many, many, many years to happen. So unless you want to wait a couple of millennia, it's easier to just get someone pregnant and wait nine months. about the same time it takes for an ape. You clearly have no concept of a brain so you FAIL. you don't just FAIL, you FAIL so badly, failure would look at you and think, "Shit! Looks like I'm out of a job."
"why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human. Do you see how ridiculous this sounds."
Why don't you go into your backyard and wait for dirt to turn into a baby. Do you see how rediculous that sounds?
First off, we didn't evolve from Apes, we ARE an Ape you ignoramus.
If I was going to go to the zoo I would wait for one of the Apes, not one of the Monkeys, but of course you have no clue that they are even different.
You are one of the most stupid people on the planet. How does that feel?
"Creation and the Bible; Adam and Eve. Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human."
I really don't see how you people come up with such disconnected ideas, forcefully mash them together and then think you have some sort of grand idea when all you have is a steaming pile of bullshit sprinkled with fail.
"Do you see how ridiculous this sounds."
Yes. So why in the hell would you post that to a publicly accessed internet site? Do you enjoy looking like a fucking moron?
"The Bible explains creation and how people and plant and animals multiply. It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby."
Uh, nooooo . It does no such thing. It doesn't explain anything; it gives you a bunch of Bronze Age tripe which was "good enough" for the time but hasn't been an adequate explanation for some time now.
Yup. Larger heads, smaller pelvises. This is also why childbirth can be pretty dangerous as well as painful. So many women died during the process back before modern medicine.
Were their deaths part of "God's punishment" too?
"why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human."
"Do you see how ridiculous this sounds."
"The Bible explains creation and how people and plant and animals multiply."
"It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby."
Having a baby without sex? Plants multiply by pregnancy?
You need to learn Science.
You...oh fuck it, you need an education.
"Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human. Do you see how ridiculous this sounds."
Yes. It sounds preposterous. Now, can YOU figure out why I agree with you? I'll wait...
“Creation and the Bible; Adam and Eve. Ask your self this, if we evolved from Apes (we didn't of course) why then do women get pregnant and have babies, why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human.”
“Do you see how ridiculous this sounds.”
“The Bible explains creation and how people and plant and animals multiply."
“It even explains why women go through so much pain just to have a baby.”
Confused?
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