Evolution "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at the pub, and score fat chicks with no taste or sense of shame.
There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of evolution beyond the tortured hypothesis of a son-of-a-preacher who used his syphillus-twisted imagination to strike back at his overly strict Daddy.
And he, like all Darwinist-chimp-spawn, will burn forever in Hell for refusing to acknowlege God as their Creator and Lord.
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Darwinism gets you free drinks at the pub?
"Gimme a beer. Oh, by the way, the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and all life has evolved from primitive forms into more complex ones."
"Right you are. This one's on the house, buddy."
I need to find that pub.
Creation "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at the pub, and score fat chicks with no taste or sense of shame.
There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of intelligent design beyond the tortured anecdote of a son-of-a-deity who used his syphillus-twisted imagination to strike back at his overly strict Daddy.
And he, like all Intelligently Designed dirt-spawn, died and rots like the rest of us all will at some point.
Fixed, for great justice.
"Evolution "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at the pub..."
OMG - I've clearly been going to all the wrong pubs; I never get free drinks for accepting evolution!
Feel the Christian love.
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Except for all that judgement of Darwin part he's got it right.
Evolution is a theory, you can't see it except in old rocks. It's not like gravity when those rocks fall down and that's proof of gravity.
1. If accepting the theory of evolution earns me free pints at the pub, I've apparently been going to the wrong pubs.
2. Accepting a scientific theory that is supported by an overwhelming amount of evidence unfortunatly does not score you "chicks," be they fat or thin. It just means you are not delusional.
3. If you honestly believe there is no evidence for evolution, then you are a moron. If you are ignoring the evidence, then you are delusional. If you know the evidence and are lying, then you are an evil asshole. It's one of the three, take your pick.
4. The irony always amazes me. Creationists claiming there is no evidence for evolution, so you should reject it, while believing in and insisting that everyone else believes in a mythical sky god that exists only in their mind. Evidence for evolution? Tons of verifible information spanning several fields. Evidence for god? Um...there is none.
Just which of the 6718 gods which man has created over the millenia is he talking about?
Evolution "Science" Creation "science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles Creationists, get free drinks Bibles at the pub church social, and score fat chicks young children with no taste pubic hair or sense of shame. other secondary sexual characteristics.
I brought your opening statement more in line with observed reality.
There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of evolution beyond the tortured hypothesis of a son-of-a-preacher who used his syphillus-twisted imagination to strike back at his overly strict Daddy.
I think you're revealing more about yourself than you intended to.
And he, like all Darwinist-chimp-spawn, will burn forever in Hell for refusing to acknowlege God as their Creator and Lord.
If it came down to a choice between eternal torment and eternity with you I would pick "eternal torment" every single time.
2. Accepting a scientific theory that is supported by an overwhelming amount of evidence unfortunatly does not score you "chicks," be they fat or thin. It just means you are not delusional.
Foster Disbelief: To be perfectly fair I used to score with hot chicks all the time by boosting Hawking's theory of black hole evaporation via the process inherent in the creation and destruction of virtual particles.
Hot girls get moist for well thought out explanations of observed reality.
If gravity is 'just a theory' and proorly understood by science as the full text of this magnum opus insists, then how do we send spacecraft to Mars and the other planets? How do we calcualte artillery trajectories (which is where Galileo's work originated, incidently)?
As for Atheists scoring fat chicks, this one doesn't look fat:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QJmAsIDh4EQ
[Evolution "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at the pub, and score fat chicks with no taste or sense of shame.]
This is nothing but an ad hominem attack.
[There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of evolution
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You’ve never studied Biology, have you?
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beyond the tortured hypothesis of a son-of-a-preacher who used his syphillus-twisted imagination to strike back at his overly strict Daddy.]
This is another ad hominem attack. If you have some kind of evidence to refute Darwin’s work, let’s hear it. If all you’ve got is name calling and denial
you’re just wasting our time.
[And he, like all Darwinist-chimp-spawn, will burn forever in Hell for refusing to acknowlege God as their Creator and Lord.]
Darwin was a Christian. You fail.
I've never set out to score fat chicks in my life.
Beyond that, you have some gargantuan anger issues you should probably work out; really.
"Evolution "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at the pub, and score fat chicks with no taste or sense of shame."
If it weren't for the theory of evolution you'd likely be dead from some bacteria or other that is relatively easily treated now thanks to knowing how the bacteria evolve. Without that knowledge no new and effective forms of antibiotics can be created.
You'd probably also be less well fed than you are now since evolution is used quite heavily in agriculture in order to produce crops with the highest yields, natural pest resistances and resilience to environmental factors such as drought.
"There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of evolution beyond the tortured hypothesis of a son-of-a-preacher who used his syphillus-twisted imagination to strike back at his overly strict Daddy."
No evidence? Would you understand it if it was presented to you? I suspect not. Being too ignorant to understand the evidence does not mean there is no evidence.
"And he, like all Darwinist-chimp-spawn, will burn forever in Hell for refusing to acknowlege God as their Creator and Lord."
It would be better than being stuck for eternity with simpletons such as yourself.
So few words, so much fail. He must've used a compression tool.
Evolution "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at the pub, and score fat chicks with no taste or sense of shame.
Right, because the only people to like overweight girls are those who have abandoned their morality. Aren't you just one lovely fundie.
There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of evolution beyond the tortured hypothesis of a son-of-a-preacher who used his syphillus-twisted imagination to strike back at his overly strict Daddy.
Ad hominem? Science isn't religion, buddy. It's proven or disproven by evidence, not mudslinging and personal preference.
And he, like all Darwinist-chimp-spawn, will burn forever in Hell for refusing to acknowlege God as their Creator and Lord.
Sola fida, bitch.
"And he, like all Darwinist-chimp-spawn, will burn forever in Hell for refusing to acknowlege God as their Creator and Lord."
Lying for Jesus is still lying.
Robert Darwin was a doctor, not a preacher, and Charles himself never had syphilis, and in fact died at the age of 73.
blah blah blah... and score fat chicks with no taste or sense of shame... blah blah blah
Yeah, because women just lurrrvve you Freeper dudes, with all your intelligence, good taste, and tolerance.
Pepupapi: That image wins. I'd forgotten about her. "It's all dork-sodded!" lol.
Creation "Science" (LOL!!!) is a platform for self-deluding imbeciles to pretend that they possess some meaningful knowledge in order to fool other imbeciles, get free drinks at communion, and control their wives and daughters with no taste or sense of shame.
There exists absolutely NO EVIDENCE of creation beyond the tortured hypothesis of a preacher who used his syphilis-twisted imagination to strike back at the modern world.
And he, like all Christian-fundie-spawn, will live forever in ignorance for refusing to acknowledge Science as the logical and rational approach to things, until he dies and rots in the ground.
Look, Gargantua: All you have to do to get the free drinks is SAY that you believe in evolution science. The bartender doesn't know the difference. You don't have to ACTUALLY believe it! None of us do - it's just so silly. Just make like us and tell the bartender that you believe in evolution, and all these free drinks are yours. Jeez, you don't have to get so het up about it.
And if you ever change your mind about the fat chicks, we're happy to share.
I AM a fat chick, dumbass. I do have a sense of taste, though, which is why I'll never date a freak like you.
And wait, I thought we WEREN'T related to monkeys. Did something change?
It's true, there isn't any evidence for Evolution; I checked my Bible Concordance twice and it's not there. Lol.
Good luck with that whole 'reject reality and substitute your own' thing; let us know how it works out with science exams.
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