(umm evolution is still happening. it takes millions of years. your not gonna see some new species pop up over night.)
yea trillions of years no tell me how did they get that age and so your telling that a rock evoled to a human ridiculous
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Evolution ios still happening.
Ah, the old "if I don't understand it, it mustn't be true" argument. If someone told him how an LED or a microwave oven worked, he probably wouldn't believe it, either.
Ah, it's Standard Generic Creationist Retort #223 again, I see.Creationists Say The Darndest Things? I for one am getting pretty tired of the same old strawman arguments from the Creationist Disinformation Squad. We've heard it all before; it's been solidly discredited a thousand times. Just give it a rest , Creationists! The fight is over, you lost. Deal with it.
Well it would have taken trillions of years, but rocks have very poor timekeeping skills[*] and so totally jumped the gun. This has screwed up the Darwinist plot slightly as by this time we should really only have been as far along as amoebas. Still we're making the best of it and substituting 'millions' for 'trillions' in all our prepared literature safe in the knowledge that the average fundie can't count past twenty-one anyway (or twenty if you're a girl).[* As shown in the 1937 experiment by Debs and Kravis where they asked rocks to wait five minutes before shouting out and they still haven't]
Apparently, you didn't finish evolving from you rock state as you still seem as dense and thought-free as granite. I know that was complicated, Zed, but it just means that you're a brainless fucktard.
What exactly is a "human ridiculous"?
I was going to point out that maybe Zed named himself after the last letter in the alphabet, but after further consideration, I'm certain it was the rapist from Pulp Fiction (or the character in MiB).
Yes, it would be ridiculous to believe that a rock evolved into a human. That's why absolutely nobody with half a brain cell actually believes it. On the other hand, it is no less absurd to think that we were made instantly, out of dirt. The problem of course is that some people still believe exactly that.
Meantime, I hope your keyboard has evolved some punctuation keys.
> trillions of years
> your [sic] telling that a rock evoled to a human ridiculous
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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