ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant over millions and millions of years. it make no sense you know the only reason why they say millions of years is to make it more belivable but you werent there or anyone else to see it happen so you have no fact we ever evolved. thank you god creationist
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These creationists can lament and lament, and it won't change the truth. We can lament and lament, and the creationists won't listen. People like utsc should live on an island on their own and try to figure out things there, so we don't have to read rants like this.
"ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant over millions and millions of years. it make no sense you know the only reason why they say millions of years is to make it more belivable but you werent there or anyone else to see it happen so you have no fact we ever evolved. thank you god creationist"
The thing that I like[*] most about creationists is how they make statements like underthesouthercross', yet still think themselves smarter and better informed than every legitimate biologist out there. And don't you dare claim that creationists like underthesouthercross (say, shouldn't there be another 'n' somewhere in that name?) are ignorant! 'Cuz that's just evolutionist arrogance[**]!http://www.christianforums.com/showpost.php?p=23750207&postcount=84
Denying evolution is not only wrongheaded, it's DANGEROUS. Think of a farmer who is also a creationist that wonders why, after he was sold and used a supposedly perfect pesticide, the insects come back a few years later like gangbusters and ravage his crops again.
>>ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant<<
I couldn't understand most of your post -- how did you go from monkeys to humans to elephants? -- but I understood enough to be able to say this: we have never seen Creation happen, so how can you be sure THAT happened, eh?
No, what happened was that a monkey had a baby monkey who was slightly different, and then, say, that baby monkey's great grand child was slightly more different, and so on until you get a human. Moron.
There's evidence of evolution, and that's not how it works.
And by the way, shit doesn't need witnesses to happen.
Nice strawman you've got there, bubba.
Monkeys, humans and elephants are all present-day species, none of us are ancestors for the others.
"Millions of years" is not "all of a sudden", stupid.
But the monkey didn’t give birth to a monkey.
The monkey gave birth to a VERY SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT monkey.
Somewhere in there, the slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight (x10 to the 50M) differences added up to major change.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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