ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant over millions and millions of years. it make no sense you know the only reason why they say millions of years is to make it more belivable but you werent there or anyone else to see it happen so you have no fact we ever evolved. thank you god creationist
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These creationists can lament and lament, and it won't change the truth. We can lament and lament, and the creationists won't listen. People like utsc should live on an island on their own and try to figure out things there, so we don't have to read rants like this.
Man, it's time for another edition of YAFM: creationists.
"ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant over millions and millions of years. it make no sense you know the only reason why they say millions of years is to make it more belivable but you werent there or anyone else to see it happen so you have no fact we ever evolved. thank you god creationist"
Using you're own words, let me edit that for you so that you don't appear to be a fucktard. "Ok, folks. Thank you."
The thing that I like[*] most about creationists is how they make statements like underthesouthercross', yet still think themselves smarter and better informed than every legitimate biologist out there. And don't you dare claim that creationists like underthesouthercross (say, shouldn't there be another 'n' somewhere in that name?) are ignorant! 'Cuz that's just evolutionist arrogance[**]!
* - I have to laugh, for otherwise I'd just cry.
** - http://www.christianforums.com/showpost.php?p=23750207&postcount=84
Denying evolution is not only wrongheaded, it's DANGEROUS. Think of a farmer who is also a creationist that wonders why, after he was sold and used a supposedly perfect pesticide, the insects come back a few years later like gangbusters and ravage his crops again.
In order to even have a hope of solving the problem, he MUST understand that the insects have EVOLVED an immunity to the given pesticide.
>>ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant<<
yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
>>the only reason why they say millions of years is to make it more belivable<<
True in a way.
it IS more beleivable that things happen over millions of years than INSTANTLY!
>>you werent there or anyone else to see it happen<<
were you there when Adam violently rammed Eve?
no...didn't think so.
>>god creationist<<
Oh...im a God now?
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I couldn't understand most of your post -- how did you go from monkeys to humans to elephants? -- but I understood enough to be able to say this: we have never seen Creation happen, so how can you be sure THAT happened, eh?
No, what happened was that a monkey had a baby monkey who was slightly different, and then, say, that baby monkey's great grand child was slightly more different, and so on until you get a human. Moron.
There's evidence of evolution, and that's not how it works.
And by the way, shit doesn't need witnesses to happen.
Nice strawman you've got there, bubba.
Let's say hundreds of generations instead. Then we can look at bacteria, moths and other speices who have several generations per year.
Monkeys, humans and elephants are all present-day species, none of us are ancestors for the others.
"Millions of years" is not "all of a sudden", stupid.
But the monkey didn’t give birth to a monkey.
The monkey gave birth to a VERY SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT monkey.
Which gave birth to a VERY SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT monkey.
Followed by a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Then a Very slightly different monkey.
Somewhere in there, the slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight-slight (x10 to the 50M) differences added up to major change.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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