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[On the proposed porn bailout]

(quote: I think they're both protected free speech)

So our Founding Fathers looked into the future, saw that our country would be infected with degenerates, and protected their vile filth via the First Amendment. Kid, anyone with a nanoclue knows that they were protecting political speech, not smut. Of course, it might be in a hidden subtext, a constitutional easter egg that can be discerned by taking the second letter of every seventh word. However, that has not yet been discovered. It's also possible that it's in the same part of the Constitution that guarantees the right to kill one's unborn child and the right of faggots to "marry".

(quote: ...but neither of them should be on public property)

Really? Then why are liberal assholes rabidly opposed to Internet filth filters on taxpayer-bought computers in public libraries? Why are liberal buttheads adamant about NEA funding of the foulest forms of "art"? Why is the pagan holiday of Samhein (Halloween, for Obastard voters) celebrated for weeks in public schools?

Fact: the large majority of Americans, ergo of American taxpayers, are Christian, and they see nothing wrong with a Christmas pageant in a school or a creche in a public park. When did a few whining, sniveling, bitching, insatiable atheists get the right of censorship? Do you think we really care what "offends" you fools?

If you don't like something, don't look at it. Isn't that what you tell us every time some blasphemous taxpayer-supported sewage makes the news?

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