[Do you believe that homosexual sexual activity is morally wrong?]
Yes, no matter what scientific aspect you take: Tab A always fits into Slot B. Male and female parts; even in electronics. Two male plugs don’t produce electricity just like two female slots don’t turn on the lamp.
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"Tab A always fits into Slot B. Male and female parts; even in electronics. "
Unless you get a male to male or female to female adapter.
"Two male plugs don’t produce electricity just like two female slots don’t turn on the lamp."
Uhh plugs don't create electricity. they just help transmit it. And you are confusing slots and plugs with switches.
If you are going to use an analogy, can you at least take a few moments to familiarize yourself with what you are making an analogy to?
And this isnt even going into how you make a claim that morality means love is just the physical act of sex.
So my guitar cable is like a double-ended dildo facilitating the lesbian sex between my bass and my amp? And if I use a f/f connector to attach two cables into one longer cable, I'm enacting gay sex?
...I could get behind that.
If you're putting Tab A into Slot B, aren't you following the instructions wrong?
Tab A generally goes into slot A. Not slot B. Unless...
Oh I get it. He's actually making a very subtly pro gay instructional method, telling people to match the Tab (dick) to the Slot (ass) instead of going dick to dick or ass to ass!
Or he's just an idiot.
Yeah, he's just an idiot.
The problem is that slot B can be adapted for use as a substitute for slot V, and it seems to work fine.
There is no physical argument against it since people obviously do it.
The award for "Most Ridiculous Analogy Ever" goes to:
I Am Unbreakable!
"Thank you, thank you! I never imagined when I had my head up my ass, that it would lead to such prestigous recognition! I want to thank my imaginary friend who lives on a cloud in the sky, without whose guidance I wouldn't be here today."
Wonderfully scientific...
But, under this logic, oral sex and anal sex by any parties is wrong...or they are acceptable, because "Tab A" happens to fit into those "Slots" as well...
What is your verdict, oh sex definer?
Except that Tab A Also fits into Slot A, which has this continent thing known as a prostate. If god didn't want people to have gay sex, then why did he make it feel good?
Oh, that's right, god hates anything that feels good.
Doesn't this guy realize that if you "cure" gay people, they'll start having more straight sex?
I thought you Fundies believed straight sex was a mortal sin, too.
This has been dealt with here so many times.
People are not electric plugs.
Electric plugs have no emotions and cannot express feelings.
Are you an Electric plug - an unbreakable one? Never mind. I'd still like to stick you into the live socket, Sparky.
Tab A also slips into slot C and slot D. Don't make the mechanics of it the excuse for bigotry.
If you hate queers for what we are, say so and to the devil with you.
Only the abrahaic religions have this big a hang up about sex.
"Two male plugs don’t produce electricity..."
Actually, two "plugs" can in fact produce "electricity" and plenty of guys have done it. It works in the same way a hand can "electrify" a "plug". [/innuendo]
You know, two female slots could very well turn on that lamp, if it were a lesbian lamp. Then they could have an appliance threesome! Gaaaaaah!
But no matter which scientific aspect you take, what "I Am Unbreakable" wrote just doesn't have any scientific aspect.
To me, comparing sex to electrical currents brings to mind homosexual men, with one pole being the penis and the other being the anus. One can even construct a series circuit!
PS: "Male" plugs and "female" jacks are actually correct terminology??? Wow. Electricians must be very lonely, childish and/or perverted people (or must have been at the time when the terminology was established).
When my husband and I have a go at it, the goal is not to "produce electricity." I'll let you figure out what that goal is.
Since you probably had abstinence-only sex non-education, I'll let you have some time to try to figure it out.
"Tab A always fits into Slot B."
Battery powered Strapons.
Also, a couple of additions to my computer cable collection I got from my local branch of the electronics store chain Maplins the other day:
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USB male-male & female-female adapters.
NEXT!
...oh, and ever hear of (*gasp! *) bare wires & soldering irons?
There's an extremely good reason why the phrase 'Use of Bad Analogy. Your argument is invalid ' exists.
I don't know much about electricity, but can't you just wind two cords together (with the plastic wrapping removed from the metal parts within) and turn on a lamp?
So, winding together in bed, regardless of genders, could "produce electricity" too, right?
Or, humans are not plastic wrappings and metal parts...
Confused?
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