Akif Pirinçci #fundie der-kleine-akif.de

While the prioritarian senile Apo-grandfather Till in its own representation stands for words like 'full', 'halt' and 'eh', thus having to himself admit, to artistically care about as much about the German language as a Turkish high school leaver, he first claims to have read "The Open Society and Its Enemies" by Karl Popper. That is already an impossible thing, because such an hyperactive brain like that of him can't with its ability to concentrate even be able to reach a quarter of one page.

Original German:

Obgleich der vorzeitig vergreiste Apo-Opa Till nach eigener Selbstdarstellung auf „Worte wie `voll´, `halt´ und `eh´“ steht, also selber zugibt, mit der deutschen Sprache so artistisch umzugehen pflegt wie ein türkischer Hauptschulabrecher, behauptet er allen Ernstes, „Die offene Gesellschaft und ihre Feinde“ des Philosophen Karl Popper gelesen zu haben. Das ist schon deshalb ein Ding der Unmöglichkeit, weil solchen hyperaktiven Hirnis wie ihm die Konzentrationsfähigkeit nicht einmal für eine Viertel-Buchseite ausreicht.

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