If I was rich and drove a mercedens benz
Well, I guess so. Actually working doesn't fit in with the entitled worldview required to officially be an "incel". If you weren't the kind of lazy ass who actually would work, rather than pretending that not doing so somehow fucks over women who dare to be able to date, have sex with, and marry who they want, you wouldn't be an "incel" (or at the very least, if you were still not able to get with anyone you wouldn't be so unhealthily obsessed with it).
If I wasnt ugly
If i wasnt an ugly ogre
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN MY SWAMP Hey, I'm pretty ugly too and I've had my fair share of people interested in me. You don't need to have the looks of a god to attract people, you just need a personality that isn't complete shit.
if i wasnt clinged with girls who have girls orbiting around them all the time
What the fuck does this even mean?
if i didnt have to get raped metaphorically as guys around my age post pics online of themselves dating
Other people daring to advertise that they are dating does not "rape" people who won't put in the effort to make themselves worth dating, metaphorically or any other way.
if i didnt have to be a sneaky rat-looking guy
Again, what the fuck? Nobody is forcing you to be "a sneaky rat-looking guy". Except yourself, I mean.
if i didnt have to live in this society but rather in 5000 bc where the strongest is the leader
You really need to get that ego checked. An entitled little bastard who demands rewards without putting in even the basic effort and repeatedly proves to have the intelligence of, at most generous, a fourth-grader, isn't "the strongest" now. What the fuck makes you think you'd be such thousands of years ago?
if i didnt have to live in this degeneracy society where hook up culture is present
Third time's the charm: what the fuck?
if i could get women to not think of me as a creep
Hey, the only one who can help you here is yourself. Stop obsessing over what kind of people women prefer, and stop trying to tell them why and how they're subhuman trash who's not even worth your time, even as you continually prove yourself wrong by obsessing over trying to get one of them with you.
if girls could just start talking to me
You remember one of your ilk was the one to suggest there's no point to talking to women unless they agree to fuck you for it, yes? You're clearly not interested in speaking with women, why would you want them to talk to you?
