John Biver #homophobia barbwire.com

Now it is time for our questions, which are being asked as a public service in order to help society prepare for the future.

How will society respond when necrophiliacs start loudly clamoring for their “rights”?
How will society respond to After the Ball-type efforts to normalize necrophilia and demonize those who disapprove of it?
How will society respond to a future well-funded marriage “equality” effort for those in necrophilia relationships?
If someone were to donate to an organization that prohibits hiring of necrophiliacs, will this donor be fired?
Will the expression of disapproval of necrophilia be deemed bullying or hate speech?
How will schools respond to requests to start pro-necrophilia clubs to support students who experience necrophilia feelings and who seek to come out of the necrophilia closet?
Will the Day of Silence expand to include necrophilia?
Will therapies to help minors change their unwanted necrophilia desires be banned?
Will “necrophilia orientation” be added to enumerated anti-discrimination policies and laws?
Will we see prime time television programs and movies with lovable necrophilia-oriented characters?
Will necrophiliac journalists form professional journalism associations (such as this one) to exploit the Fourth Estate in the service of breaking down barriers and normalizing necrophilia?
Will necrophilia join “pride parades”? (Then again, anyone who has seen pictures of those events will have to assume a few are already in attendance.)
Will loud and proud necrophiliacs “out” those who prefer to remain in the necrophilia closet?
Should a person who is morally opposed to necrophilia behavior be allowed to have a show on HGTV?
Will the National Football League give equal attention to the first openly necrophiliac that is drafted?
Will municipal employees who serve as part-time pastors be able to speak out about the morality of necrophilia and still keep their jobs?
Will Barack Obama’s Defense Secretary, Chuck Hagel, want the prohibition of necrophiliacs serving in the military to be reviewed, saying that “every qualified American who wants to serve our country should have an opportunity if they fit the qualifications and can do it”?
Will Nintendo bow to pressure and create a video game which includes necrophiliacs in it?
Will Sun Trust Bank refuse to do business with anyone who speaks out against the morality of necrophilia?
How soon will federal judges issue rulings saying that necrophiliacs are no different than the rest of us and that any thought to the contrary should wind up on the ash heap of history?

Up next we’ll take a look at another example of the ways people experience “intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, or individuals.” If America is to be truly free, shouldn’t all sexcentric-identified individuals be treated equally under the law?

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