You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?
Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?
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Gaytopians are evolving men with uteruses even as we speak, its just happening too slowly to notice.
But technology just isn't keeping up. You will note Barbarella broke the orgasmatron in 1968.
I suppose bilateral symmetry would be too hard a concept to explain?
Meanwhile, bizarre non-sequiturs are the latest thing for converting people to Jesus.
I suppose the problem of racemic mixtures in chemical evolution is too difficult a problem to discuss, well here.
@ Adey below, that's deep. You are here to laugh I suspect.
Um, no, doesn't work that way. Why aren't Homo habilis, Homo erectus, etc. intermediate enough for you?
bilateral symmetry's much too difficult a concept for this fellow, yes. doubt he'd even understand the intermediate stages on the way to a camera eye that we can see in extant species today.
...now where was the link to that paper using numerical models to estimate 40,000 generations was enough time to develop a camera eye starting from some light-sensitive cells? given that many of the species that would be involved have a generation per year, that's a geological eyeblink. i think i found it on talkorigins dot org somewhere...
First, you must show why two eye MUST have evolved from oner eye. Second, you need to show why two eyes in humans would have developed in an "intermediate human specie" when essentially every other mammal species has two. Bilateral symetry is a much older trait than any "intermediate human specie."
"You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?"
Gladly.
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There. That took all of 30 seconds to find and post here. Why are you so wilfully stupid?
"Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?"
Evolution doesn't work that way, so no.
"You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?
Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?"
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Your precious 'True' Word of God mentions a talking snake, and no less than a talking donkey that your Saviour conversed with.
Example: Kaa ("The Jungle Book"; both original Rudyard Kipling book and Disney animated film) and Donkey (the "Shrek" films). So go on, chop-chop. You have the whole world at your disposal... so find me any evidence of a reptile and equine with speech abilities.
Because if Rell the Cyclops (from the Sci-Fantasy film "Krull") is good enough for me, evidence -wise, and I've yet to see any evidence that the Bible is fact (One word: Tyre ) and not pure fantasy , then...! [/Sauce for the Goose]
We have two legs and two arms, too, so I suppose next you'd be needing evicence that humans once had only one of each of those, right?
Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye,
You left out a step or six.
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Eyespots.
This is very interesting. I went on the internet and found some good games. I'll ask Daddy.
Daddy says some moronic twits have very loud voices and very big mouths, enjoy gullibility and basking in ignorance. What's that mean? What's mouths got do with eyes?. I'll ask Daddy.
Daddy says something about sky fairies and power and money and psychopathy and mental illness. I wonder if the sky fairies have got something to do with Santa? I'll ask Daddy.
Fundie logic strikes again. Wait, wait, let me try it. Uh... show me a snake with legs or evolution is untrue. Or, show me a spider with fins. Show me a woman with two penises, or evolution is untrue.
I suppose the next argument will be why dont we have two heads???? And for that matter, more than two teeth.
You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any evidence of a god that can make universes out of nothing, humans out of mud, women from a rib, and snakes that talk?
Bilateral symmetry determines most life shapes on Earth, even many mineral formations and snowflakes for that matter. So of course the creationist again insists we must always find something that violates the norm to prove it.
This "half a thing" theory was popularized by Hovind. He actually suggested for there to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex ever there had to be a time there was half a Tyrannosaurus Rex, split right down the verticle middle, dontchaknow. Otherwise God.
So on the other hand - yours - your going by the ass umption that the Bible (Genesis) is fact .
The Bible: a book of fairytales.
'so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?', you say? Okay, but don't say you weren't warned:
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Rell the Cyclops (Bernard Bresslaw), from the Sci-Fantasy "Krull".
But hey, one fantasy is just as good as another - which included a talking snake [/"The Jungle Book"] and donkey [/"Shrek"] - therefore a case of 'You said it, I didn't'. [/hyper-smartarse]
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Forgot I'd already commented on this quote. Still, one can't emphasise enough the infinite FAIL of the 'logic' of fundie retards.
Confused?
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