Considering what Jesus taught, I doubt those boobs were following the theology correctly to begin with.
But I agree that The Bible often presents a Deity who's an authoritarian maniac but I tend to attribute those portions of the Bible to the Demiurge that the real Deity.
While I respect the Nazarene and like to present a more Liberal take on religions, I still am a NeoPagan who sees religions as human-made but see the basic components as genuine.
I take a Universalist Interfaith approach while stripping down everything to their basic components. I find common themes and metaphysical concepts (without the culture-specific elements and of organized religions).
I should consider a UU Church. There's some that have a NeoPagan group thing (It's called Covenant of Unitarian Universalist Pagans or CUUPs).