We really don't know how the flood waters affected the Earth after they assuaged, a flat Earth could have been rounded with the force of all that water leaving the planet. Even Noah couldn't have known and he'd be the only one to tell.
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That's the best piece of global flood bs that I have ever heard and you managed to explain the flat Earth part of the Bible too. Well, congratulations your insane stupidity caused me to laugh out loud for a good several minutes. Even now I still have the chuckles that come and go. I keep picturing a cartoon character who is flattened and blows into his thumb to return to normal. Too funny.
That's a new one.
Ok, assuming this person is correct, the 'force' of drawing the water away from a flat surface, if great enough, would cause the surface to curve INWARD, and thus we would be living on the inside of a huge earth bubble, not the outside of a solid sphere.
Mister Spak -
Sweet fucking Christ, someone actually managed to read through The Silmarillion? I got like 2 pages in before falling into a coma. My hat is off to you, sir. Unfinished Tales .....
Noah's story was stolen from a Babylonian myth, and a bunch of other sources.
@PhoenixUltima and jouster:
Unfinished Tales? I have that. My parents gave it to me for a birthday once. I haven't touched it yet and probably never will...
Shouldn't you start with evidence and from them figure out what happened? You can't start with a story and then cut, knead and slap the evidence to fit that story. It. Just. Won't. Work.
Why couldn't Noah have known? Wasn't he there, supposedly, when it happened?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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