I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other. Twitter is a tool of the liberal Hollywood crowd.
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Are Internet discussion boards how God intended you to talk with one another?
ETA: After all, the Internet is for porn.
"I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other."
So you're saying that you know the mind of god, are you? Do tell!
Yeah, I can picture you, if you were alive in the early 20th century, prattling on about the telephone being a tool of Satan.
"I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other. Twitter is a tool of the liberal Hollywood crowd."
Even they wont put up with your crazy Bible babbling, eh?
Well let's hope that God does start using Twitter to talk to us. We are not hearing from Him by any other means. You'd think He doesn't exist, He's so silent.
Any idea how long till He comes tillHecomes?
We know there won't be another election in the USA. I presume it's still roughly 3 years and 6 months before an election is due in the USA. But there will not be an election predicts ngraham of Rapture Ready. Since ngraham of Rapture Ready thinks the last election was literally the last election.
That's a rough estimate on my part. It can be stated more exactly as time passes.
Oh, I just thought of another question! Any idea if the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has started yet?
I don't use Twitter because the ToS specifically states that they will sell your info to third parties and advertisers.
I do not, however, think that it's an affront to any god(s), necessarily.
Besides, if your god doesn't want Twitter to exist, and he's supposedly all-knowing and all-powerful, it seems to me that he could have just prevented it from being created.
Yeah. If God had intended us to talk to each other without being right next to each other, he would have given us louder voices, amirite?
Anyone who uses any other means of communication must be of the devil.
God just bought shares in Vodafone and Nokia. So please use a cellular telephone instead of Twitter to communicate with each other.
Thank you,
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