There is a company I know of that provides mail order wives from Asia. There's something special about these wives: they're medically certified virgins.
Frankly, marrying a virgin is what I want to do. There's no way I'd ever marry a non-virgin - a girl like that is basically used and no good.
In a year and a half I plan on marrying a girl through a mail order bride service (they're much better than American women, who are mostly whores who fornicate with many men before they settle down with their future husband).
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Funny how it always the most pathetic losers who demand the highest standards...
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In the modern secular world, virginity is vastly overrated, given the fact that there are medication to deal with STDs, many ways of safe sex, etc.
Then again, it's pretty obvious that this dude is still in the dark ages (mentally speaking)
Once she gets her US passport, she is out of there, dude, clutching half your property as she laughs at your sorry ass.
What about a man like that (i.e. non-virgin) - is he also basically used and no good?
You fail to realize that the mail-order brides have just as much ulterior motive as you do, boyo? You want a virgin, she wants a green-card. None of you know anything about each other, so the chance of you turning out to be each other's soul mate is slim to none.
I bet there are many more American men who fornicate with many women before they settle down with their future wife.
Would you also want to be driven by a first time taxi-driver, eat food made by a first-time cook, have a first-time barber or hair-dresser work on your neck, etc?
Do you want your wife to also be a novice in food-making, washing, cleaning, dressing, table-setting?
Basically what you're saying is that the only reason you'll get married to a woman is to use her for sex.
And funny how this moron calls American women whores but wants to get a mail order bride from Asia. Asia. Home to Bangkok, Thailand, which has the highest number of prostitutes per capita of any other city.
Good luck to you.
Since there is the medical procedure Hymenorrhaphy, you may well be wondering "How can I tell if my medically certified virgin bride really is a virgin?"
The answer is that if she points and laughs at your genitals, she probably isn't.
Wait, American women are whores compared to women who will marry strangers for money
(And I understand that these women just want a better life and are exploited for it.)
Wasn't Barth the disgusting cook from You Can't Do That On Television? That would explain a lot.
I hope his meek & mousy Philipino bride cheats on him, divorces him as soon as she can & cleans him out.
There's no way I'd ever marry a non-virgin - a girl like that is basically used and no good.
I don't get this obsession with virginity. What's the difference between a virgin and a non-virgin after the first couple of times you have sex with them? They both end up with broken hymens and their vaginas are about the same. Indeed, a woman "used" (I hate that word because it makes them seem like kleenex or a car) twice by you is indistinguishable from a woman who's been "used" (That's the last time I'll say that) by two other men. It's not like women retain the identity of every man they've ever slept with and are planning to assimilate you.
virginity is important fore some people because it makes them think they own the past of their bride.
Well, I'm not the owner of the past of my wife. Whatever happened before we met belongs to her, not to me. Same in the other way.
First, let's be frank, you're a shallow a$$hat. To believe that non-virgin women are no good is enough proof of that.
Second, you're a shallow a$$hat about to lose a large amount of money as many mail-order brides operations are simply immigrantion scams. Remember - A fool and his money are... you.
Well, certain women from Asia - especially Thailand - are the ultimate virgins. So see you on that flight to Bangkok , pal...! >:D
(*Presses Tannoy microphone button *)
Paging Admiral Ackbar...!
[/Dropped A Bridget On Him] X3
In the words of walter:
"Why would I want virgins? How about some chicks that know what they're doing? "
Also get a vasectomy...NOW
Also I wonder if this dude is has been captured on CWG before, he strikes me as someone that doesn't want a wife but an Asian fuck toy. This dude is in for one hell of a surprise though because I know from personal experience that they are actually quite firery.
http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2013/02/okcupid-creepers-race-fetishism/#more-3009
"rubber chicken: I bet that the Certificate of Virginity is a pretty imposing document. Probably a quite heavy parchment with loads of curly writing and a smattering of latin. "
For the irony, the parchment is actually a palimpsest.
A non-virgin girl is "used and no good"? What are you going to do after you have sex with her for the first time? Throw her away and get another one, after all, she is, as you said, "used and no good" once you've had sex with her.
What a pathetic loser you are.
Ok. I hate how whenever there's quote on here about women and virginity, you always get a load of people slagging virgins off.
I hate quotes like this, but there's really no need to go to the other end of the scale and start insulting people that have no sexual experience.
(Doubting Thomas)
Not only are hookers more numerous in Bangkok, some of them aren't quite who they appear to be. *evil grin* image
(The Crimson Ghost)
Good memory. Indeed, he was. I used to love watching that show. (BTW, one of the kids on that show was a young Alanis Morisette.)
One of the other comments there was priceless.
"Im a mail order husband. My wife beats the hell out of me everyday. She abuses me, pours hot water on my privates while im taking a nap, waits for me to take a shower and sprays me with a firemans hose. When I first wake up in the morning she sprays pepper spray in my face and kicks me down the stairs. One time she introduced me to her parents, I took a sip of tea she had made and woke up later that day bound and gagged in the basement, mice and rats were trying to have their way with me, some were successfull. All in all I think things are going OKAY, they could be better, but Im not one to complain. I got to go right now because I hear here boiling a pot of coffee....She doesnt drink coffee."
There's no way I'd ever marry a non-virgin - a girl like that is basically used and no good .
This is the mentality which kept Elizabeth Smart from escaping from her ravissors .
..(they're much better than American women, who are mostly whores who fornicate with many men before they settle down with their future husband)
"Many men" except you, of course; this is why you want to take a wife in countries where supposedly men are the dominants in their couples.
I had a friend who's grandpa had a mail order bride, who he then proceeded to cheat on, with a different mail order bride. This has very little to do with this comment, I just love that story.
@Swede
Eh... You're sounding like a whore there...
To Barth: Hello, Barth, how are the Dark Ages treating you?
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Mail order brides? What do you think's in the burgers?
Seriously, I almost want to say this is raist. They're probably low on money and want to get in a better condition, and think this is how.
@Jessie
It almost definitely is racist. Most people who want to order Asian mail-order brides are the worst sort of Asian-fetishists who want one because of racist stereotypes of Asian submissiveness, and because they're "exotic".
Really, it's hardly surprising - only logical, actually - that men who literally want to purchase women like property would be literally the worst types of human garbage.
@#1605235 @Swede
Eh... You're sounding like a whore there...
WTH? How did you get that from Swede’s post? Seriously, I had to double-check if she posted a second comment that I overlooked somehow.
@John_in_Oz
"Eh... You're sounding like a dick there... "
I know, I tried thinking of a way to not sounding offensive, couldn't find any.
@Kuno
You didn't get what I meant?
One of the best people I know is Thai. She is beautiful, charming, intelligent, shares books and DVDs, quite correctly thinks my wife is a better person than me,and introduced me to her mother when she visited.
Being lesbian is not the only reason why she would not fit into Barth's weird fantasy of Asian women not having minds of their own.
As much as I don’t encourage premarital sex, this is way off the mark. This might well be projection on my part: I reckon Barth wants to think that he’s part of a very important event the first time you had sex causing said virgin to be forced to remember him, the first man ever allowed to get this close to her.
@Swede : There’s inevitably always a first one has to start somewhere. Although I frankly agree with you that male virginity doesn’t get the spotlight as much as female virginity perhaps a consequence of patriarchal society and procreation as the ultimate biological goal?
PS: You can damn well put the Submissive Asian Woman trope away, Barth.
Well I'm a virgin who is not having sex until marriage, and I ideally hope that whatever man I marry is a virgin too, but I would NEVER give the time of day to a man like you who calls women "used and no good" and who wants to order a foreign woman like she's some sort of commodity.
As I always say to these sorts of people: I hope that you think that a man who's had sex is used and no good, too, or else you are an awful misogynist, not to mention totally illogical.
Upon further reflection, I now feel that, in any properly run universe, Certifications of Virginity would be printed on balloons.
Of course, you know that those certificates ARE fake most of the times and that many of those women reconstruct their hymens through surgery, right?. That's what happens when you see women as objects.
@rubber chicken
GROAN
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As with Giveitaday being another Argument Annihilator (certainly with his line-by-line, point-by-point dissections of fundie BS), Carbonated Margarine has a litle competition as resident Punmeister, methinks! X3
@tracer
Basically, you're telling me that if they were not virgins, it wouldn't be "Horribly Awkward" to begin with, is that what you're saying?
As long as I'm concerned, everyone's first time is "horribly awkward"
Way late to the thread, but I'd just like to say for the record that any doctor who says s/he can medically certify virginity is handing you ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag. The hymen is not a reliable indicator of virginity or lack thereof. Sometimes it breaks during masturbation, or during strenuous exercise, or in response to heavy menstruation, and sometimes it isn't there in the first place. On the other hand, sometimes it fails to break even after several instances of intercourse. Sometimes it breaks and grows back together. Hymen reconstruction surgery is also, unfortunately, a thing.
The only way to know for sure whether a woman is a virgin is to ask her, and know her well enough to trust the answer, which you will never do because you are a fundamentally dysfunctional human being.
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