First the Bible says that ALL land dwelling animals were on the ark. Dinosaurs were land dwelling animals so they went on the ark. There were only two of each animal or seven of the clean. After the animals came off the ark, the dinosaurs came with them. After that the dinosaurs died. Animals go extinct all the time so that is nothing unusual. Maybe the harsh conditions after the flood made it hard for them to survive and find food. However I do believe that the dinosaur fossils that we find are a result of the global flood.
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@ Doctor Whom
... The idea that a perfect God created everything and called it good requires Him to have fucked up too often.
And I might think He called it "Meh, good enough." It was a rush job, remember.
Maybe the harsh conditions after the flood made it hard for them to survive and find food.
The conditions following your mythical flood would have been harsh enough to kill all living things. All the plants would have been killed from being underwater for half a year. The fish would all be dead from the changing salt levels in the oceans. The carnivores would polish off whatever was left on the ark, including the humans, then die off.
The flood is a myth for retards and your children will grow up to be idiots.
Which means we'd find their bones amoungst mens, oxens, dogs, elephants etc, in mass valley graves.
Which we haven't, ever, despite lying Creationist bullshit claims.
So what was the point of putting the dinosaurs on the fucking ark if they were going to go extinct nearly immediately?
Oh, excuse me, I was trying to apply logic to one of the goat fuckers' mythical voodoo stories.
Shit I feel bad for your kids. Why don't you go ahead and change your name to christianhomeschoolmommaof3futurewelfarerecipients. If you want to believe such crap, so be it, but it pisses me off that you have to poison the minds of your children with it.
Lucky for us, as the saying goes:
The world needs it's ditch-diggers! Hurray for closing your poor children's minds!
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Language nerd here: "two of each animal". Huh? I thought it was two of each species, but you are saying that it was two clones of each animal. How do you diminish the number of animals if you first clone all of them?
And aren't the humans animals too?
I pity your children, if this is the kind of language skill you teach them.
Which animals are clean, and why/how?
Please stop homeschooling your kids so that they may receive a decent education which will allow them to become more than burger flippers when they graduate.
And that had to have been a HUGE FRIGGIN' BOAT to carry at least two of every dinosaur, like for instance the Seismosaurus, which was 130-170 ft. long and weighed 30 tons.
Also. This is what a modern food-energy chain looks like.
Apex predators:
Tertiary predators:
Secondary predators:
Predators: x100
Consumers:x1,000
Producers:x10,000
On the Ark, you have:
Apex predators:
tertiary predators:
secondary predators:
primary predators:
consumers:
producers: zero
I would love to see how dinosaurs fared in that mess.
The dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago, stupid! Did the Global flood happen 65 million years ago?
Oh btw, there IS no record of a global flood during recorded history. Which means at least 10 000 years ago.
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oh and also for the rest of the stupidload this quote bears.
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