The N.I.V is a communist plot
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'Cause Jeebus and his followers were total commies!11!!11!
Speaking as a Christian here, I really don't get the strange "King James Only" thing that's been going around lately. If new information comes to light about the Bible that wasn't available in 1611, what's wrong with retranslating it? It's not like King James's team of scholars ever claimed they were divinely inspired in their translation.
Haven't you learned ANYTHING? Everything is a Communist plot. That is, when it's not a gay plot, a Jewish plot, or a feminist plot. Jeez. Get with the program.
You know, saying the New Testament is a communist plot may not be so far from the truth.
And the if the King James Bible (TM) and (R) was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for you right?http://www.infopt.demon.co.uk/jamesi.htm
Rex fuit Elizabeth: nunc est regina Jacobus"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen."
Well, the C.I.A. and the F.B.I took a look at the N.I.V., along with the J.D.L. and the U.J.A., and their V.I.P.'s declared that you should just S.T.F.U. and M.Y.O.B., A.S.A.P.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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