Even if guys are apparently "just using it as a form to release stress". I'm sorry, but God has provided many other ways to relieve stress other then pleasuring yourself sexually. And that's the thing, if you are touching your genitals, you are doing something sexual! And God has made it clear, that REAL purity is not just keeping from sex before marriage, but it is keeping away from anything that is sexually gratifying. The ONLY sexual activity that is alright in God's eyes is for a couple only in marriage. The truth about it is that we dont have the RIGHT to think about sex/watch shows of people having sex/listen to people talking about sex, anything that has to do with sex!!! We dont have that right because we are not married! The only kind of sex that is okay in God's eyes is sex in the marriage bed.
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"Even if guys are apparently "just using it as a form to release stress"."You know, DupeofGod, women do that sort of thing too.
"I'm sorry, but God has provided many other ways to relieve stress other then pleasuring yourself sexually. And that's the thing, if you are touching your genitals, you are doing something sexual! And God has made it clear, that REAL purity is not just keeping from sex before marriage, but it is keeping away from anything that is sexually gratifying."
In exactly which Bible passages does "God" come out against masturbation?
"The ONLY sexual activity that is alright in God's eyes is for a couple only in marriage."
Well, "God" is just going to have to avert his eyes because most people aren't going to stop.
"The truth about it is that we dont have the RIGHT to think about sex/watch shows of people having sex/listen to people talking about sex, anything that has to do with sex!!! We dont have that right because we are not married! The only kind of sex that is okay in God's eyes is sex in the marriage bed. "
I have the right to do with my body whatever I wish as long as I'm not infringing on someone else's rights. Sorry about you, though.
Oh, the poor kids in that thread. Such repressed viewpoints. It's good to know that for every one that denies their feelings and keeps sexually pure, there's another one that gets a little taste of the cock (or pussy) and becomes a total slut.
Isn't taking a shit like 1/10th of an orgasm (Note, I heard this somewhere, I do not know how much truth there is in this)? And how am I to take a leak if I can't tuch my genitals? The piss would be all over the place.
/listen to people talking about sex, anything that has to do with sex!!! We dont have that right because we are not married!
Ok, I'm married. Can I then masturbate, fuck my neighbour's wife, or daughter, or even son, so long as it's done in my "marriage" bed, or do you mean that my wife has to participate, too?
At one time, there was an article in The Onion titled something like "Christian Groom Really Wants to Ejaculate" -- the theme being that the guy believed that sex was only condoned by God when used to produce babies in a marriage. He wanted to have at least 6 kids because he was really, really horny.
Didn't Lott fuck his two daughters in the old testament after his ol' lady got killed? God spoke highly of him.
Ok, make up your mind, are there ways to gratify yourself sexually if you aren't married, yes or not?. Everything that has to do with sex or only if you're married.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! And you don't derive any sexual pleasure out of that stick up your rectum do you, girl?Didn't Lott fuck his two daughters in the old testament after his ol' lady got killed? God spoke highly of him.
Well, according to the story they got him drunk and fucked him when he was passed out, so he kinda got date-raped. OTOH he'd have been happy to give them to the crowd in exchange for the angels being left alone, so...
God does more than watch, you know...http://politecompany.blogspot.com/2006/01/news-flash-lord-does-indeed-love-ducks.html
Where to start...
I'm sorry, but God has provided many other ways to relieve stress other then pleasuring yourself sexually.
Yeah! Like golf, or video games, or wrestling! Like people did back in those days - naked, oiled and glistening; with firm muscles writhing beneath each competetor's strong, callused grip... *ahem!* Very manly and, uh, chaste and all that! Yes indeedy!
And that's the thing, if you are touching your genitals, you are doing something sexual!
What if I hired someone else to? That better?
And God has made it clear, that REAL purity is not just keeping from sex before marriage, but it is keeping away from anything that is sexually gratifying.
Ever? Oh, dear - your husband is in for a wee bit of a disappointment.
The ONLY sexual activity that is alright in God's eyes is for a couple only in marriage.
Well, gays are allowed to marry in Canada now, so I suppose they're fine.
The truth about it is that we dont have the RIGHT to think about sex...
How is this... How are you... Wait - what?
...watch shows of people having sex...
But live action is still okay, right?
...listen to people talking about sex...
Your parents didn't have a certain little "talk" with you recently, did they? It would explain much if they did.
...anything that has to do with sex!!!
Shit. There go Tuesdays.
We dont have that right because we are not married!
Um, when you say "we"...
The only kind of sex that is okay in God's eyes
The phrase "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye" springs unbidden to mind here. Can't imagine why.
Of course, so does "Bukkake!" and I'm SURE that's not what you meant, you sicko!
is sex in the marriage bed."
Whose?
You don't say whether or not all sex that is non-procreative is allowed or not. Is anal sex hunky-dory, or blow jobs? Cunnilingus? Fisting?
Or is it more anything goes, so long as the sin of Onan is avoided (in which case, hand jobs are RIGHT OUT).
Well, since you can't talk or think about sex, I guess I'll have to wait until you're married for a reply.
Even if guys are apparently "just using it as a form to release stress".
I'm sorry, but God has provided many other ways to relieve stress other then pleasuring yourself sexually.
And that's the thing, if you are touching your genitals, you are doing something sexual! And God has made it clear, that REAL purity is not just keeping from sex before marriage, but it is keeping away from anything that is sexually gratifying.
The ONLY sexual activity that is alright in God's eyes is for a couple only in marriage.
The truth about it is that we dont have the RIGHT to think about sex/watch shows of people having sex/listen to people talking about sex, anything that has to do with sex!!!
We dont have that right because we are not married! The only kind of sex that is okay in God's eyes is sex in the marriage bed.
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