Do YOU Believe in Faeries?
I do!
Faeries are actual beings which inhabit the inner-Earth.
In every myth, there is a shred of truth.
Within the Earth is a paradise far beyond our comprehension. This is where the Garden of Eden stands to this day, and where Abraham and other patriarchs rested in peace, prior to their assumption into Heaven (through the Resurrection of Jesus). This is also where Jesus' spirit went, according to His own words, for three days before His glorious victory over death.
[Later in the thread...]
Lastly, there are remnants of Nephilim which reside on a continent within the Earth. At some point in history the Nephilim made their way back to the surface where they were worshiped as gods. Many of the world's kings were, or rather, ARE Nephilim. The Nephilim found a solution to the gigantism defect and have blended with human society. Many prominent families throughout the world are Nephilim -- loyal servants to their master, the Prince of Lies.
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Doesn't bode well for King George Bush, does it?
Seriously, Bwent, where do you come up with this shit? It's pure comedy gold.
Then trolls are real, too, eh? And unicorns? And dragons? And the tooth fairy?
'All myths have a shred of truth in them', after all, right?
Now there are fairies in this Brentland............Please, go to a psychiatrists, before you have to asume the sad truth that fairies were OLD PAGAN GODS, turned into mysterious creatures and you have to accept your insanity.
Not only do I believe in faeries, but I also believe that they should have the right to marry one another, just like everybody else. I know two married faeries, old friends of mine who've been together for just over a decade, and they're quite happy... though they live in Florida, not in the center of the earth.
Anyhow, I'm glad to see the fundies starting to come 'round on this and admit that people like Abraham and Jesus have no problem living alongside faeries. Maybe the fundies will feel the same way one day, too.
Bwent who is your dealer?
Give me his number I definitely need somle of what he's selling you!
Seems really powerfull and gives nices hallucinations...
I think it's some Harry Powder... I've been searching for some for weeks...
Harry powder is a mind boggling drug made of 30% cocaine 20% Heroïne and 20% powered Harry potter books 20% Bibles ashes and 10% JK Rowling dryed tears. Be aware that an Harry powder overdose leads to delusion, lying and fundamentalism.
"Within the Earth is a paradise far beyond our comprehension."
"This is also where Jesus' spirit went, according to His own words, for three days before His glorious victory over death."
So, hell is your idea of paradise? lol
Yeah, it's true. The only problem is, Hitler and the Nazis have invaded using their flying saucers, through the Antarctic entrance. Now they've enslaved the faeries and the hobbits and the Dero and the Tero and they must be stopped! We are the only ones who can! Who's with me?
Alas for that which is lost. the fair folk have passed over the Sea and are with us no longer.
Ai! laurië lantar lassi súrinen,
yéni únótimë ve rámar aldaron!
Yéni ve lintë yuldar avánier
mi oromardi lissë-miruvóreva
Andúnë pella, Vardo tellumar
nu luini yassen tintilar i eleni
ómaryo airetári-lírinen.
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
An sí Tintallë Varda Oiolossëo
ve fanyar máryat Elentári ortanë
ar ilyë tier undulávë lumbulë
ar sindanóriello caita mornië
i falmalinnar imbë met,
ar hísië untúpa Calaciryo míri oialë.
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
Namárië! Nai hiruvalyë Valimar!
Nai elyë hiruva! Namárië!
In Fundieland, they have discovered the Nephilim, Demon possesion and other loosely Biblically mentioned entities to reinforce their delusions beyond evidence. Now, there are fundies like Brent who, Occam's razor to the ground, use whatever Biblical distortions to deny the evident, entities of other mythologies and religions.
So Brent has mixed his "Spartakus"-style earth with faery stories and imaginary giants getting gene therapy. And of course, only HE "knows the truth."
You know, Brent, your delusions are getting more ludicrous with every post. When you believe the whole world is out to get you personally, it's time to see a psychologist.
Okay, your either a thirteenth century CATHOLIC priest whom teaches that the Fae -Not Faerie actually, seeing as rie means land or kingdom.- Are half-fallen angels much like the Nephilim.
Or
You've been watching LOTR, Reading one set of verses from Genesis and dropping acid at the same time. And probably King Arthur from the weird sending Jesus to Avalon comment.
On a side note: If your going to write things in pre-modern spellings to look cool? At least check it to make sure its correct.
"In every myth, there is a shred of truth."
So even you are admitting that the Roman, Greek and Egyptian gods and goddesses are real then?
The Garden of Eden is a paradise for faeries? No, I won't go there.
Within the Earth is a mantle of molten rock, and an iron core. No paradise, Garden of Eden (complete with Forbidden Fruits and Talking Snakes) or Lake of Fire to be found anywhere.
As unlikely as they are, I could believe in fairies, trolls, dragons and other mythical creatures before your God.
Because they would be earthly beings
You know I could make a perfectly good Rol playing game with that story... strip it from the jesus and god bullcrap and keep the nephilim... interesting.
Thanks to the fundamentalists insanity that inspired me in making a new RPG. :P
Øyvind
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2007-Apr-22 05:39 PM
Then trolls are real, too, eh? And unicorns? And dragons? And the tooth fairy?
'All myths have a shred of truth in them', after all, right?
Of course trolls are real! What do you think I am? :p
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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