Well, this has been so thoroughly refuted, I almost feel bad for going over it again.
"I mean seriously, you have to want to not believe God exists."
Actually, after reading your post, I found myself in a paradoxical situation. On the one hand, I found myself completely unable to believe that there could be a god, as he surely would have struck you down for this stupidity. On the other, I had an urge to cry out to the heavens "Why, god, why?"
"First of all, all of the evolutionists can't explain how everything came from nothing."
Somehow, these words came from the vacuum that is between your ears. Unless you want to call a post this stupid 'miraculous', I think you've just shown how something can come from nothing.
"Christians can (duh God made the world)"
That isn't an answer to the question
of how everything came from nothing. First of all, it contains no mechanism, it merely posits an entity which supposedly utilized some unidentified mechanism to create the world. Secondly, the world is less than .00000000000000000000000001% of the OBSERVABLE mass of the universe (making it about 3x10^-30 of 1% of the expected mass of the universe). Even if "god" created the world, that hardly account for the rest of the universe (which is, to any reasonable description, ALL of the universe)
"and the whole argument that humans come from monkeys is so weak, its not even funny."
Indeed. Monkeys are intelligent and graceful, unlike yourself. Although, one parallel can be drawn between yourself an a monkey:
The internet is like a tree. From a distance, neither you nor the monkey on the ground may be seen. However, if the monkey climbs the tree (or you get on the internet), we can see the monkey/you at a distance. Moreover, the higher the monkey climbs (the more visible you are on the net), the more that we see from a distance is ass.
"1) If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"
So that there's someone to fling poo at you when you make stupid statements like... well... your entire post.
"Is that were chinese, blacks, polands etc came from?"
Man, if only you hadn't provided that third example, I could have smirked self-righteously (looking like a chimp) and said "You forgot Poland!"
"Different types of monkeys?"
Nah, the reason for the variety is so they can be exploited by the candy companies. That's right, soon, candy companies will be making tamarin, macaque, patas, and baboon flavors, in addition to the more familiar rhesus peanut butter cups.
"2) Just because monkeys are smart, does not mean we came from them."
In your case, it would seem to be contraindicative of that, in fact.
"Velocoraptors from my understanding were very inteligent animals, why didn't they evolve into some higher creature?"
Because they went extinct, dumbass.
"3) If we still have monkeys, why arent they humans? What is taking them so long? Why were we humans back in the 1600s, and still have monkeys, and after all these years they havent changed a bit."
They had enough sense to stay in the trees. Our ancestors were a mix of the curious ones who wanted to see what it was like outside the trees, and the ones that were just so stupid that they wandered out of the woods, and wondered where all the trees went. You, obviously, resemble the latter rather than the former.
"4) We have more proof that Jesus Christ existed than we do of George Washington, you can look that up if you like."
What do you know? I looked it up, and, while we have all kinds of evidence for George Washington, there's still none for Jesus, except some third-hand accounts (or worse) which manage to contradict each other.
"5) The earth is the perfect place for life."
No shit, sherlock! You think that life wouldn't be well-adapted to the place it's evolved for the last 4 billion years?
"We orbit around the sun that God placed so perfectly,"
Placed so perfectly? Then why aren't the orbits circular? Aristotle, and pretty much all subsequent western thinkers for 1500 years thought that circular orbits were perfect. What, you don't think a "perfect" orbit would be circular? Perhaps that's because you know the Earth doesn't orbit in a circle?
"we have night and day so we can have time to sleep,"
Imagine how much more you could accomplish if you didn't need to sleep. Why, hell, you could pray 8 hours more per day!
"we are protected from the outside of space with an atmosphere,"
And if we weren't, we wouldn't be here to note our lack of one, now would we?
"we have trees that supply oxygen,"
On the other hand, we have things like you stealing the oxygen from the ones who actually put it to good use.
"we have tons of minerals to help us with our lives,"
Well, gee, that's true of Mercury, too. Would you like to go live there? I'm all for it, myself.
" and all of you evolutionists think that all of this came from nothing?"
well, not necessarily. While I don't think your post came from a brain, I'm pretty confident that most of it came from your ass.
"With no help from God?"
Do you think those presents got under the tree without any help from Santa?
" You think that this world so perfectly compatable for human life can exist?"
I predict that any world not suited to human life will not, in fact, have any humans on it, unless some travel there from Earth, and use some kind of life support system.
"Its crazy."
Yes, it's crazy. I'm glad that you don't make any reference to your gender, because then we'd all run the risk of anthropomorphizing you.
"6) 3/4 people believe God exists. Thats over half of the world."
Yes, and 2/3 of the world doesn't believe that Jesus is god. If truth were determined by majority, you'd lose.
"7)The Bible says that people will persecute Christians, so i know all of you all will continue to do this, and the Bible says that anything that proves against the knowledge of God will be cast down."
Say, did you know that the bible talks about you, too? There's a bunch of mentions of you, actually. There's the time it talks about the talking ass, the mention of the jawbone of an ass, and a bunch of mentions of fools.
"All of you evolutionists exist as a test of our faith, satan is using you to undermine us."
No, you undermine yourselves quite effectively.
"But, eventually you guys will come face to face with the almighty God,"
So... god really does only approve of the missionary position? I hope that at least she's hot. Or keeps paper bags on hand.
"and then you guys can then tell me who was right. Have a nice day."
To hell with that, I can already tell you who was right. I'll even give you a hint first: it's not you. You're completely wrong, and, while I may not be completely right, in comparison to your half-witted assing (it's like jawing, only it comes out of your ass), I might as well be.
