(New Age Fundie?)
There will be a huge earthquake that will take place in July 08 that will hit the South Eastern part of Asia and will be felt all over the world. The earthquake will affect China with the most damage and the Eastern Pacific Islands will see tidal waves like none before. This earthquake will be the biggest and most disastrous earthquake seen yet by modern man. It will cause more damage then the previous earthquake in China, May 08 or any other one before.
The damage from this earth shattering experience will have an unforeseen outcome that will cause uncertainty for all. This will accelerate the falling economy to the collapse. China’s economy will be the first to suffer but will effect the rest of the world. This will cause confusion and suffering for all and mass panic. The USA will fall to rubble.
You will be happy to know me. I am a Prophetess. I am the Guardian of Earth. My name is Aurora and I am here for one specific reason. To start a “New Way” a new society that will clear the lies and expose the Truth. You will have all the answers.
There is a storm coming. You must be ready.
The Guardian
Aurora
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"There is a storm coming."
Stormfront?
This is so crazy I'm going to paraphrase 'Dogma' at you.
Find a man, or woman, you can hook up with. Then stop being insane.
Do it right now.
You will be happy to know me. I am a Prophetess. I am the Guardian of Earth. My name is Aurora and I am here for one specific reason. To start a “New Way” a new society that will clear the lies and expose the Truth. You will have all the answers.
Oh, wow, nobody's ever heard anything like that before!
"There is a storm coming."
Sounds like a deformed Dune reference.
"A storm is coming. Our storm!
And when it arrives, it will shake the universe!"
-- Paul Atreides
@Man Called True: Yeah, but that line's a Terminator reference anyways.
Maybe it's supposed to be Deep Purple? "Stormbringer coming, time to die"?
I don't think it's that fundie. Self-aggrandizement aside, it lacks the gleefulness at the suffering of others that characterizes the fundamentalism found in christianity and islam. Mainly, I think it's just a teenager making shit up.
You will be happy to know me.
Will I?
I am a Prophetess. I am the Guardian of Earth.
uh-huh...
My name is Aurora and I am here for one specific reason.
Ok, ok. Let me stop you right there. If you want me to come into your tent and help you with your "New Way(tm)" thats fine. Just ask.
If you are just some disaffected college girl that's just looking for a little attention, thats ok too :) You don't have to make up all this crap to get me into bed, you had me at huge earthquake :)
hmmmm I like it, claim a remotely plausible event will happen soon, if it doesn't change your username and make another claim. If it does reap the benifits of saying I told you so, start a religion and get everyone in it to give you bling.
I'm also a prophet and earth will be struck by a meteorite in september. It will strike in the pacific causing tsunamis to cause major destruction to the central american west coast and several islands.
Why would god destroy China in order to get to the US? Can't he make a direct hit? Is his aim that bad?
My birthday is July 9th; I hope the effects to the US after this giant earthquake are delayed a bit so we can get in our 1/4 barrel party before the country collapses. I'd like to go out with a bang.
Yeah, you prophetesses are always named Aurora, or Starlight, or Crystal, or Aquaria. Anyway, why would I be happy to know you? You're not doing enough to save people from the threat.
You know it's pretty bad when people who believe in some New Age stuff (or at least like the ideas of it/reasons behind it) think you're full of shit.
You, Aurora, are full of shit. Also, shame on you for being full of shit while using my step-daughter's name.
Aww, the Doctor Who thing's already been done.
"The Oncoming Storm" is what the Daleks call the Doctor.
Hadron wrote:
"When she wakes up on the morning of August 1st, she'll wish she never made a fucking idiot of herself."
You underestimate the woo-woos.
When she wakes up August 1st, she'll deny ever having made a prediction for July.
If you read this while imagining the poster sounds like Fran Drescher on LSD, it's actually kind of funny.
Back in reality: Please be aware that this little post has be preserved for future reference. Don't try to deny ever saying this - we have proof.
This post reminds me of all the new-agers I've met who believe they lived previous incarnations. Not one of them was Joe Shmoe from Buffalo, NY, or Mary Smith from Baltimore, MD. Oh no, they were all famous people from history. I've actually met 2 Queen Elizabeth I's. Imagine that.
I know this is not related to what is said in this quote, but the impression I get of uknow_me72's personality is similar to what I picked up from "Their Majesties" and their likeminded court jesters.
An earthquake in SE Asia? Like Indonesia? Predicting an earthquake in one of the most active zones in the world is like saying a hurricane will hit Miami. It's a certainty, but putting a date on it is foolish. And it won't destroy the world. As bad as any furure Indonesian quake may get, we'll still be here the next day, just like the day after the Indian Ocean tsunami or Hurricane Katrina.
So your predicting an earthquake in an area currently plagued by earthquakes? Wow, how psychic of you?
I also love how the moderator had to remove your advertising. Typical.
Here endth the 273rd date of the apocalypse of this century!
That's the 89th end-time date for THIS YEAR - all no-shows.
The only unexplained mystery is how this one can chew gum and type simultaneously.
Edit: Keep an eye out for September 10, 2008 when they switch on the particle accelerator in Switzerland.
The fundies ae crapping thier pants over this one, as they did when Stevenson invented the railway.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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