I'LL MARRY A WOMAN WHO'LL SHUT UP, SUBMIT TO ME IN EVERYTHING, COOK, CLEAN AND LOOK AFTER THE KIDS!!!! WOMEN MUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOMEN MUST COVER EVERYTHING SO THEY WON'T FALL INTO SIN!!!!!!!!!
Jesusfreak, I'm pretty sure, is a troll.
Go to that thread; there is no way somebody is as deluded as he is, if he's actually trying to argue.
I say, ban JF, because, no matter how good of a troll he is, he pisses me off.
Because stupidity isn't good for an Asian to handle very well.
I'm sorry.
Heh. I'd marry a woman who was quiet, submissive, and cooked and cleaned too. I'd have a nice place to live. And then I'd date someone interesting on the side. Cuz she'd be BORING.
Oh wait, I can just hire a maid. It's cheaper than a wedding anyway.
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the line
Well, he's definitely a troll, not to be taken seriously.
I really hope that this is a Poe. If not, then shut the heck up, you obnoxious, misogynistic imbecile.
I ARE JEBUS-CAT!
I RUNS DA HOUSE,
I SLAPS DA BITHCES!
"I'LL MARRY A WOMAN WHO'LL SHUT UP, SUBMIT TO ME IN EVERYTHING, COOK, CLEAN AND LOOK AFTER THE KIDS!!!! WOMEN MUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember John Wayne Bobbitt? Ah, but then he was actually married to start with. You'll never be in the same position for the same to happen to you. Unfortunately.
Enjoy your hand. Till the day you die, Jesusfreak. Oh, and one more thing:
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If you can prove to me that Eve actually lived in the garden of Eden and met a talking snake, then I might listen to what you are saying.
I listen to my husband, most of the time, just as he listens to me. He knows a lot about technical stuff and I know a lot about language, and I have a nack for finding things he has misplaced. In other words: we help each other, equally.
What does covering up have to do with falling into sin? Isn't sin something you DO, something you decide with your brain? Or is sin like a puddle you can accidentally slip and fall into, and being covered up helps you to not slip? Or what?
I'LL MARRY A WOMAN WHO'LL SHUT UP, SUBMIT TO ME IN EVERYTHING, COOK, CLEAN AND LOOK AFTER THE KIDS!!!! WOMEN MUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMING!!!!
COMING!!!!
DONE!!!!!!!
“I'LL MARRY A WOMAN WHO'LL SHUT UP, SUBMIT TO ME IN EVERYTHING,”
"COOK, CLEAN AND LOOK AFTER THE KIDS!!!!”
“WOMEN MUST COVER EVERYTHING SO THEY WON'T FALL INTO SIN!!!!!!!!!”
“EVE WAS TEMPTED, SO WOMEN MUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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