The question of whether it is right or wrong for a Christian to own a TV is controversial. Personally, I think it depends upon the individual. For example: some women have a tendency to become lazy and sit around watching soap operas instead of getting their housework done. In such a case, I think, a Christian woman ought to not have a TV, unless she can discipline herself concerning what and when she watches TV. If a man is experiencing unholy sexual temptations because of the things he is seeing on TV, then I think he ought not to have a TV. The same is true of the internet.
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DJS, if what I've read from you is any indication, you are just one big repressed ball of "unholy sexual temptations." According to your logic, this means we should never be hearing from you again.
Considering that David, apparently, spends most of his TV time lusting over underage girls, I'd say he has a point. As regards himself, at least.
The question of whether it is right or wrong for a Christian to have oxygen is controversial. Personally, I think it depends upon the individual. For example: some fundamentalists have a tendency to use that oxygen to shoot their mouths off rather than work their brains. In such a case, I think, a Christian ought to not have oxygen, unless he can discipline himself concerning when to think and flap their traps.
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That's right! Keep those women cleaning the house and cooking your meals, and don't go getting all sympathetic when they want a TV. They'll just get lazy! Besides, for a good Christian women, there is no world outside of the kitchen! Lol, David is awesome! It's hard to take him seriously though sometimes...
"The question of whether it is right or wrong for a Christian to own a TV is controversial"
"I think he ought not to have a TV. The same is true of the internet"
Hypocrisy, thy name is fundie.
Wow. Something Davey doesn't automatically hate outright. And yet, he still fucks it up with his mysogeny. And then to condemn the internet, that he so lovingly uses (probably to look up pedo porn), but like a good fundy, is hypocritical to the bone. You go Davey boy! Show reality and logic and reason that you don't care what they think! You'll destroy your mind if you want to!
@Gloria
I'm pretty sure this guy is a joke. There is no other reason for him to make such a point of what an idiot he sounds like.
But idiots like him don't need a reason. They make a point of it anyway.
Furthermore, some men have a tendency to express their bizarre, hateful nonsense instead of actually contributing to the human race or otherwise doing something productive. In such a case, I think a Christian man ought not to have a computer, unless he can discipline himself concerning not being a fucking idiot.
Anything invented, created, or developed after the 1800s should be banned. Might even be better if we humans never left the tree line.
Stewart would feel right at home throwing feces at each other.
That's right, David, please throw away your TV, computer, telephone, cellphone, pager, doorbell and anything else that allows you to communicate with the outside world. Board up the doors and windows too.
"If a man is experiencing unholy sexual temptations because of the things he is seeing on TV, then I think he ought not to have a TV. The same is true of the internet. "
So you'll be getting rid of your computer when exactly?
I wouldn't be surprised if D.J.S. justifies keeping a T.V. and a internet connection around so he can do research about how immoral the world is.
Right now I'm sitting on the couch, watching my big-screen TV and posting on the internet. Oh, and I haven't done any housework! WOO-HOO!!! Take that, Dave!
But of course, I'm an evil atheist female who's not even married, and therefore of no worth in this world, right, jackass?
Sometimess I'm tempted to think this idiot is just a really dedicated Poe.
@Dan Onymous: With his nose, maybe?
In other news: D.J. Stewart needs to GTFO the Internet, based on his above post.
He has a point; any object can encourage you to be a lazy, degenerate slob, if you let it.
But did he really have to say it in such a "bitch better get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich" way?
The same is true of the internet.
Ok Dave, then turn you computer off, throw it in the dumpster, and quit watching shows like Hannah Montana.
@The L
Because MEN will only come in and plop down in front of the TV after they work their fingers to the bone trying to earn the bread for the family...whereas the slothful woman will demand a whole, unthinkable half hour out of her day to watch Oprah...and might start gettin' ideas of her own, too! She may even decide to choose who she's gonna vote for all on her own!
hey david... maybe you shouldn't have a computer, there's a thought. you get absolutely nothing positive accomplished, and i'm pretty sure its safe to say you're a fat, stupid bastard.
God forbid a woman does something other than clean the house.
Watch as I WATCH TV, and HAVE A CAREER.
But the real question is whether or not women should be allowed to drink wine and eat chocolate while watching the soaps. Because you know that each and every one of them do that as well, don't you, David? Rather than choosing beer and crisps while watching the game, I mean, because obviously there's nothing wrong with that.
David quotes, "For example: some women have a tendency to become lazy and sit around watching soap operas instead of getting their housework done. In such a case, I think, a Christian woman ought to not have a TV, unless she can discipline herself concerning what and when she watches TV."
Yep dave women have to be just so perfect. David is too hypocritical to see his own hypocrisy. To sum Dave up in one word: PATHETIC!
"The question of whether it is right or wrong for a Christian to own a TV is controversial."
What is the controversy?
Plasma or LCD? 3D? What?
People this fucking stupid crack me up.
TV these days is just so stupid that watching it is indeed a sin. Watching, e.g. a Fox channel, for an hour straight can reduce your intellect by double digit figures. Watching "O'Riley" has been reported to have caused terrible seizures in several inadvertent viewers.
Not only must women be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen, they must be kept ignorant as well and denied even a few minutes of rest in front of the TV.
Nice. This cretin belongs in an asylum. Or in Saudi Arabia. Or in North Korea.
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