alasdair #fundie

I speak with the voice of the Lord because I'm the Archangel. I appreciate that it might be difficult to believe, but please look at the contents of the site (proof for Christianity, resolution of large parts of the Bible etc).

Leave Florida. Repent from sins later (you are better off being alive because you can help more people. So don't worry about "running away from the Lord" or anything like that - the Lord isn't a big Tsunami, he is a starving African child).

Someone should advertise to Floridans - I can't afford it (otherwise I'd do it), but someone in America must be able to.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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