Just looking at you I know you have no idea of reality. The Illuminati do exist and Islam is part of it. I have seen how evil these people are and you are just a puppet to them.
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"Just looking at you I know you have no idea of reality."
Wrong. Just looking at someone rarely gives much of a clue as to their grasp of reality.
"The Illuminati do exist"
Wrong, The Illuminati are fiction.
"and Islam is part of it."
Wrong. Any involvement of Islam with the fictional Illuminati is... uh... fictional.
"I have seen how evil these people are"
Wrong. As the Illuminati are not real, your claim to have seen how evil they are is a lie.
"and you are just a puppet to them."
Wrong. They cannot be working me as their puppet since they are fictional.
Congrats, AB2000, you have achieved a perfect score.
AK2000, now that you have given away our plan, we are going to have to come get you. You already know that we know that you know that we know where you live.
Better not sleep tonight. BWAHAHAHAHA!!
[/F'n with the crazy guy]
I am the milkman.
and I am the walrus. koo-koo-ga-joob.
PhoenixUltima, my favourite quote has to be Mikhail talking about his famous Deadly Nelson and its varieties!
(Mikhail describes the effects of the Deadly Nelson, which involves something about constricting blood flow to the victim's tongue, the tongue swelling and popping, and blood draining back down the victim's throat.)
Maloof: You got anything less drastic?
Mikhail: Could try Half-Deadly Nelson.
Maloof: What's that?
Mikhail: Like Deadly Nelson, but less dying.
Maloof: How much less?
Mikhail: Uhhh...half?
Maloof: What happens the rest of the time?
Mikhail: Opponent lives; spends rest of short life praying for death.
No, actually, we gave up using puppets some time ago. Now we just do the evil ourselves. It is faster, more reliable,
and much more satisfying. Thanks for the thought though.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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