In Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Harrison Ford (i.e., Han Solo) make the statement... "Then I'll set you in Hell." It is disturbing to hear such Hollywood actors admit that they're going to Hell. Of course, Harrison Ford has cursed in God's name repeatedly in most of his movies. Taking God's name in vain is the insignia of Hollywood movies.
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In Star Wars...
Guess who?
It is disturbing to hear such Hollywood actors admit that they're going to Hell.
In an advertizement John Malkovich played God. It is disturbing to see such Hollywood actors admitting that they are indeed God. At least we now know what Jesus' father looks like.
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And Rupert Grint is a wizard!
The point of acting is to act . To pretend .
Know what's even more disturbing? Seeing a grown man who is supposedly in his right mind as much as admit that he can't easily see the difference between fiction and reality, and that he can't distinguish between an actor and the character he plays. Something an eight year old does effortlessly, you somehow can't manage to do.
That goes a long way toward explaining fundies like you.
Owen Lars (Phil Brown): 'Well, he'd better have those units in the South Ridge repaired by midday, or there'll be hell to pay. '
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Han Solo (Harrison Ford): 'What the hell are you doing?!'
-"Star Wars IV: A New Hope" (1977)
Echo Base Officer : 'Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!'
Han Solo: 'Then I'll see you in Hell !'
-"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back" (1980)
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Someone who has never actually seen the "Star Wars" films (and, as I suspect, has been searching in IMDB.com for material for his latest screed in the most pathetic way imaginable): Hell has frozen over, as per Hoth indeed.
Your failure is now complete. [/Darth Vader]
"It is disturbing to hear such Hollywood actors admit that they're going to Hell."
I guess when you're that deluded into believing everything in the Bible (or at least the ass-backwards parts you use to justify being a hateful jackass, in the cases of fundies) is true to history, you lose the ability to separate reality from other fiction, too.
@WhiteNoise
I'm with you.
Did Han Solo in any movie mention Hell? Because in a galaxy far far away, long ago AND never, I believe, connected to ours, I think at least one of the thousands of Star Wars nerds woulda fuckin' jumped on that shit.
I'd say it's weird that these people freak out over fictional characters but this is just nothing compared to three Republican Presidential candidates attending a several day event where the main agenda is driven by a guy who thinks the Frozen movie characters, the totally fictional Frozen movie characters, the cartoon totally fictional Frozen movie characters are REAL somehow.
I'm not totally surprise, as Potter and even Wizard of Oz Characters have also been treated as REAL THREATS but FUCK OFF ALEADY.
You only post when you've been drinking, don't you?
Of course, given your life situation, you probably drink all the time....
@ Insult to Rocks
Maybe more like Captain Jet, Flash Gordon, or Buzz Cory, Space Commander.
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Oh, the Kiddydiddler is coming closer and closer to the present; only 35 years ago...
"I'll see you in Hell" is a way to say that you're at least as bad as I am, it's not a conviction that Hell exists AND that s/he'll end up there.
@InsulttoRocks, etc.
I don't think he'd be into either. As stated before Battlestar is full of Mormon imagery. While Star Trek is a thinly veiled humanist morality play.
I'm pretty sure if Davey watched Star Trek, he'd absolutely lose it when Captain Picard has a speech about the values of universal freedom and a post scarcity economy.
(Comic Book Guy)
It's called Galactic Basic there, actually.
@common sense pls
Which is why, when Dustin Hoffman - a devotee of the 'Method' school of acting - wanted that tired, haggard look for certain scenes in the film "Marathon Man", he went without sleep for several days.
His co-star, Sir Laurence Olivier, simply suggested 'My dear boy, why not try acting ?! '
But those torture scenes are utterly convincing, though:
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Christian Szell (Sir Laurence Olivier): 'Is it safe...? ' >_<
I love how the mention of Hell has his knickers in a twist when, as other users pointed out, it's translation convention and they're actually speaking Basic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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