HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE? HOW THE HUMANS ARE MADE? FROM MONKEY? NO THE SCIENTIST ARE STILL RESEARCHING AND THEY CAN'T FIND ANY TRUTH. YAHWEH ELOHIM IS THE CREATOR IS A SPIRIT BEING HE MADE HUMANS TO TAKE CARE OF THE WORLD BUT EVERYTHING IS WRONG SO HE CHANGED EVERYTHING. THE PLAN OF SALVATION. IF YOU BELIEVE HIS SON YAHSHUA NOT JESUS YOU WILL BE SAVED.
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You might come for a monkey, as you seem to type like one, but evolution doesn't say humans come from monkeys. It states that humans and apes have a common ancestor.
If man was created by God to care for this world, he forgot to leave the manual on Global pollution, environmental disasters, oil spills and nuclear bombs.
Now, your capslock privileges have been revoked.
IF YOU BELIEVE HIS SON YAHSHUA NOT JESUS YOU WILL BE SAVED
What?
And I assume you also believe that despite of this narrow mindedness, your god is a loving god ;)
I don't even know where to begin with the rest, but Jesus is a translation of his name (whoever he really is). It's like when they make you have translated names in a language class. Doesn't make you a different person, your name is just said differently, even if you have to go with the nearest equivalent (e.g. my name is not Mary, but I had to use Maria in Spanish class. . . I was still me).
YAHWEH ELOHIM IS THE CREATOR IS A SPIRIT BEING HE MADE HUMANS TO TAKE CARE OF THE WORLD BUT EVERYTHING IS WRONG SO HE CHANGED EVERYTHING.
Those are two pieces of evidence that he's an incompetent nimrod. Would you like me to retype that in all caps?
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN CUNT! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE AND HAVE YOUR ASHES PISSED ON BY A BLACK, JEWISH, GAY MAN!
IF YOU BELIEVE HIS SON YAHSHUA NOT JESUS YOU WILL BE SAVED.
How is babby formed?
How do I shot web?
"YAHWEH ELOHIM IS THE CREATOR IS A SPIRIT BEING HE MADE HUMANS TO TAKE CARE OF THE WORLD"
*looks around*
Then he's not exactly 'omniscient', is he?
Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
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"HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE? HOW THE HUMANS ARE MADE? FROM MONKEY? NO THE SCIENTIST ARE STILL RESEARCHING AND THEY CAN'T FIND ANY TRUTH. YAHWEH ELOHIM IS THE CREATOR IS A SPIRIT BEING HE MADE HUMANS TO TAKE CARE OF THE WORLD BUT EVERYTHING IS WRONG SO HE CHANGED EVERYTHING. THE PLAN OF SALVATION. IF YOU BELIEVE HIS SON YAHSHUA NOT JESUS YOU WILL BE SAVED."
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"Yes. The earth was made from monkey."
I preferred "The Water Margin", myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=JhfUlX_LnJE
Narrator (Burt Kwouk):
'The ancient sages said: "Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?" So, may one just man become an army. Nearly a thousand years ago in ancient China, at the time of the Sung dynasty, there was a cruel and corrupt government. These men riding are outlaws - heroes - who have been driven to live in the Water Margins of Liang Shan Po, far to the south of the capital city. Each fights tyranny with a price on his head, in a world very different from our own. The story starts in legend even then, for our heroes, it was said, were perhaps the souls reborn of other, earlier knights.'
(*Nostalgia bomb goes off in brain *)
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