If you're gay, it's keeping you from knowing the joys of relationship with the opposite sex, just as God intended. You're cutting yourself off from conceiving children by natural means, as well. I could go on, but if you don't see these two as harmful, I pity you.
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So, since I'm bi and infertile, it's okay to fuck women? After all, I can still be with the opposite gender, since I'm bi, and I can't have children anyway no matter who I have sex with. Hey, thanks for the support, brother christman. You're encouraging bi's who can't have kids all over the world. Dumbass.
1) 'Joy' is subjective. Unless you have some evidence that there is no 'joy' in a gay relationship, we can probably assume they are much the same as any other relationship.
2) No, it just memans you can't (currently) conceive with your partner. Happily, for all infertile couples (of whatever type) there are a wealth of alternative options avaliable for starting a family.
which leads me to
3)DIAF
If you're gay, it's keeping you from knowing the joys of relationship with the opposite sex, just as God intended.
And you're cutting yourself off from a man pushing you onto your bed, sliding his dick into your ass, slamming into your prostate...trust me, IMO, you're the one missing out...difference is, I don't care if you want to experience it or not.
You're cutting yourself off from conceiving children by natural means, as well.
That's nice. I don't particularly want kids, at least at this time.
I could go on, but if you don't see these two as harmful, I pity you.
So...not wanting to have sex with someone of the opposite sex (I noticed you completely glossed over...I dunno...having a RELATIONSHIP with them) and not wanting to mindlessly churn out a brood for the sake of doing so are intrinsically bad? Why, precisely, is that? Because you say so?
Why did God intend for you to be kept from knowing the joys of relaionship with the opposite sex?
I've only known the joys of relationsip with the opposite sex, but I doubt there is much difference, really. In the relationship part, I mean. Come to think about it; each and every relationship is a bit different, regardless of genders involved.
Lots of heterosexual people are also cut off from conceiving children by natural means. Me, for example, but I wouldn't call that harmful. A bit sad, yes, but I lead a fulfilling life all the same.
Two gay couples, one male and one female, could conceive children by natural means together. Gay people are not all sterile.
“If you're gay, it's keeping you from knowing the joys of relationship with the opposite sex, just as God intended.”
I could also say if you’re monogamous, it’s keeping you from knowing the joys of multiple relationships, with wives and concubines just like some of the heroes in the Bible.
If you’re not Mormon, it’s keeping you from knowing the joys of having three wives, and 12 kids, and getting to create your own world that much sooner!
I could also say, if you’re straight, you have no idea what the joys are in same-sex attraction. How could you? You just have tried one way and assume it’s the bestest, funnest, most joyful?
“You're cutting yourself off from conceiving children by natural means,”
Guy at the desk across from me is cishet, but unable to father children. At all. He still has two great girls, and wonders what it is you think he’s missing.
"I could go on,”
Without much of a basis…
“ but if you don't see these two as harmful, I pity you.”
G’head. Pity me, if you want. If i was as close-minded as you, i’d feel quite ashamed.
If you're yoga, it's keeping you from knowing the opposite joy of relationships with sex, just as Dad intended. You're cutting yourself off from conceiving children by harmful peas, as men. I would gong the LOL, but if you don't see these two as natural, I city you.
Apart from sex how does that stop gay people from having relationships with the opposite gender? Oh wait, you’re *leaning* on the appeal of the physical pleasures of fornication to draw gay people out of the emotional fulfillment of their relationships? Odd take for a religious man, there, they usually insist that’s the filthy part you should be ashamed of and is only really begrudingly tolerated by God because it’s clad in caveats of servitude and a means to the end of producing children to bring into the religion. But then, that would also mean you’re asking them to cheat on their significant others simply for pleasure. Isn’t monogamy also supposed to be a big thing for you?
Or hey here’s a crazy idea: Let people who know who they are sort their own relationship with God instead of telling them how they’ll get *your* extremely conditional grudging “approval” that isn’t so much approving as you feel it’s “good enough” to have pounded that square peg halfway into a round hole and seeing yourself mirrored in the most shallow of aspects is affirming to you alone and with nothing different from you to compare yourself to you are no longered troubled and drift thoughtlessly back into your numb routine.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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