Why would NASA dedicate a whole section of their web site to contrails. With technical explanations and photos etc.
Funny how so many of the photos look just like chemtrails.
Funny how these Persistent Spreading chemtrails were never seen in the sky when I was younger (20 to 30 years ago)
Funny that they feel it so important to educate the public on what a contrail is, so when we look up and see chemtrails in the sky, all anyone has to do is reference the NASA web site and !OH! seems that just a normal contrail after all. Riiiight! lol
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Son, I grew up on Air Force bases 50 years ago. Contrails look exactly the same now as they did then. Apart from, y'know, how many more jet planes there are now than in the 60s.
"Why would NASA dedicate a whole section of their web site to contrails. With technical explanations and photos etc."
Because fucknuts like you keep on insisting they are chemtrails?
"Funny how so many of the photos look just like chemtrails."
Funny how people like you can never point to any visual difference between contrails and "chemtrails"... almost like you're making shit up about it.
"Funny how these Persistent Spreading chemtrails were never seen in the sky when I was younger (20 to 30 years ago)"
Funny how pictures that are a lot older than that show the very thing you deny ever existed... except they are contrails.
"Funny that they feel it so important to educate the public on what a contrail is, so when we look up and see chemtrails in the sky, all anyone has to do is reference the NASA web site and !OH! seems that just a normal contrail after all. Riiiight! lol"
Funny how they need to do that because people like you ignore any and all evidence and insist on spreading your insane bullshit.
Because there weren't as many fucking planes 20 to 30 years ago.
Aside from that, one of my favorite brands of conspiracy theorist. Why use these chemtrails to control people when you can use things like media influence?
Or it's because there are a bunch of idiots out there who think that aircraft contrails are part of some sinister plot by the government, so NASA is tasked with actually informing the public as to what contrails actually are.
And I remember seeing contrails hanging about in the sky since I was a small child in the mid-70's. And if you watch WWII stock footage of B17 bombers over Germany, you can see that even the piston powered engines were leaving contrails at altitude.
Ah, the chemtrail / HAARP crowd. These guys are the best. Get 'em going and you'll hear all manner of comedy gems in their incoherent rambling.
My favorite has got to be that YouTuber, dbootsthediva, AKA the Crazy Rainbow Lady. One of her videos has her yelling about HAARP while videotaping a virga dancing out in the distance, claiming that it's not a natural phenomenon and that good old HAARP is screwing things up again. Oh did I laugh my ass off. (At least, that's how I remember it. I can't seem to find the specific video now that I'm looking for it. Maybe it's all flowing together. She hasn't been active for years.)
"Funny how so many of the photos look just like chemtrails."
No kidding. I wonder why that would be?
NASA also released a statement pointing out that the whole Mayan calender thing was BS. Does that mean that it's a conspiracy, and the world actually did end on 21 December? (You probably just didn't notice the world ending due to the chemtrails messing with your brain.)
I always thought that "that's what they want you to think" was the ultimate debate stopper - when a conspiracy theorist pulls that one, you know there is nothing you can say to engage them in rational discussion of facts. And yet this guy goes one better, by believing that the mere existence of a counterargument to his position thereby validates it.
@Kuno
I think everyone's seen that one by now. It's what thrust her into Internet fame, and she apparently took that video down off her own page. Check out her page though. It's fucking hilarious.
I wonder what the chemtrail crowd thinks of distrails, incidentally. Is the government spraying some kind of cloud-cracking chemical too?
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